♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[onemoreswipe.livejournal.com]

[It may be cold. But that won't stop the bushes from rustling, and a fox making some... fox noises. I think.]

[crisisrain]

[He's on guard now, he knows he heard something in those bushes.]

spoiler alert: this will end with raven waking up feeling like p.diddy

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[Hey. Do you hear that? Where is that music coming from? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pohatsq8K7Q)

It's getting louder.]

Why did I think of Nintendo first :(

[crisisrain]

Huh? Argh, what the heck is with that music?! Sounds like someone is drowning a cat in electrical equipment.

HI I LOVE YOU AND WAS TOTALLY F5ING YOUR JOURNAL FOR THIS

[altoskbrat.livejournal.com]

[It's a good thing Raven happened to be sitting outside otherwise Harry would have gone on wandering around all confused! Harry spots Raven.]

Old man!
[and he runs over to Raven. So you can't escape now.]

What happened to Dahngrest?

That is creepy lol xD

[crisisrain]

Harry?! [Taken aback by the kids sudden appearance, he's unsure what to think.]

Uh... I'll make it simple for ya, yer not in Dahngrest anymore.

[lotuswiththorns.livejournal.com]

Y-you!

Where did the DEAD go?!

[crisisrain]

What're ya talkin' about?! Oh wait... were you dead?

[fallenambitions]

[...Someone is mildly surprised to suddenly find himself someplace he hadn't seen in a very long time. Someplace he had never thought he would return to, but here he was, back in Luceti. One slight difference is that he didn't have wings this time around which puzzled him. Everyone that arrived here should have wings, correct?

...and he had to find himself re-appearing near House 12. The last place he wanted to find himself at, but...hold on, was that Raven on the porch?

...Hm.]

You're still here I see.

[crisisrain]

[What. Get out.]

Yuri said ya weren't here...

[able-wildflower.livejournal.com]

[She never thought she'd be back here! It's so nostalgic, and it's winter, too...she remembers everything about this place. Sure, it looks new in a few places, but Rebecca decides to go for a walk.

When she sees Raven, she waves!]

Raven! Hello! I didn't know you were still here!

[crisisrain]

[He looks towards he hears the voice, passing a small wave back.]

Sorry hun, but I think ya might be thinkin' of the me that was here before. Don't worry, it happens!

[follows-the-xgp.livejournal.com]

Ah, you over there. Yes, you! Are you a resident of this strange place? This place. Here. It is very strange, but might you live here? Perhaps?

[crisisrain]

[What a weird and suspicious looking man.]

Yeah, I live here. Is somethin' wrong?

[psychoanalyzer.livejournal.com]

[Hello, I've arrived out of nowhere and for some reason, I have a cup of tea. Deal with it.]

I wonder... what sort of place is this?

[crisisrain]

[Why are you drinking tea... nevermind.]

It's another world, before ya ask.

[you-like-men.livejournal.com]

[Appears right in front of Raven.

Hello.

BRB staring at your custom userhead.]

Quite the gentleman, aren't you?

[crisisrain]

[It's my pimp head :(]

Oh, ya could definitely say I am.

[vodkas]

[Wandering around gloomily, kicking snow in people's general directions. This includes Raven.]

[crisisrain]

[Having snow kicked at him, does not make him a happy bunny. He stands up and shouts out towards the guy.]

Hey! Watch where yer kickin' that will ya!

[became-death.livejournal.com]

[Oh, dear. Hisano certainly isn't dressed for snow, she's certainly going to catch a cold...she walks by house twelve, seemingly in a daze.]

[crisisrain]

[Wow, someone older than Raven.]

Hun, are ya sure ya should be walkin' out in the snow like that?

[bee-a-man.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, bees and hornets. EVERYWHERE.]

[crisisrain]

[OH GOOD GOD BEES D:! Raven desperately tries to swat them away. What the hell.]

made this icon just for you baby.

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Doop doop doop, just walking around~ Oh hey, it's his true love that guy that fed him! Awesome. He'll be waving now!]

HIIIIII~

[...That headgear looks kinda familiar, doesn't it?]

OMG LOL.

[crisisrain]

[Why does this pink blob... why does it look so familiar to him. There's something he feels as though he should remember, but what was it?]

Uh, hiya!

[tsarevna-alena.livejournal.com]

[Snow is pretty common in Zamoskva and Alena has already mistaken this for a village in her country. Running up the the old man local.]

Excuse me, can you please be helping me? I think I am lost. [And yes that is a Russian dialect. J-Just give me some time it's been a while]

[crisisrain]

[I'm starting to think Raven has some russian aura about him that I'm missing. Either way, the beautiful lady easily catches his attention.]

I can tell ya now, yer definitely not lost if ya managed ta find me. How can I help ya, hun?

[solidarity.livejournal.com]

[Snake is walking through the snow aimlessly, not too bothered by the cold; thanks to living in Alaska, he's grown used to such temperatures. It would be nicer if he had on a coat instead of just his sneaking suit, but there's not much he can do about it now. He's more worried about the fact that he can't seem to contact anyone via codec anymore.]

[crisisrain]

[This man... that bandana... wait! He looks so familiar to the outfit he was put into for halloween! Something is so wrong here.]

Ya look a little lost there pal. Another one without any wings...

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Hey Raven.

This girl just phased right through the floorboards of the porch and is now floating right next to you.

Smiling.]

BOO!

[crisisrain]

[He jumps, literally, he definitely didn't see that coming.]

AHH!!!

Are ya tryin' ta give me a heart attack? Wait... Ack! Are you some kinda ghost?! Don't eat my soul! Please!

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[crisisrain]

What... I must be hallucinatin' again.

SNIPED AHA

[lolsierra.livejournal.com]

[There's a girl wandering around this place. At first, she looks like she's about to cry, but then when she spots Raven, her face alights in ]

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO.

[crisisrain]

Whoa! WHOA CALM DOWN! What the heck is wrong with you?!

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

[And there is suddenly a fuzzy, blue monster standing on your porch.] Hello there. Look at yourself. Now back to me. Now back to yourself. Now BACK to me. Sadly, you are not a monster.

[crisisrain]

[Oh god what is this.]

Really? I could've sworn I was a ten foot tall monster when I woke up this mornin'!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Do you hear that music? It sounds a bit like whistling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfAI5wVhro4#t=6m23s)doesn't it?]

[crisisrain]

Huh? [He looks around, unable to see anyone, but he can clearly hear someone whistling a tune.]

Is someone there?

[amazing-bob.livejournal.com]

You there!

...have you seen my wife?

[crisisrain]

Yer wife? What does she look like?

[rata-tat-tat.livejournal.com]

[crisisrain]

I'm not gonna have ta get married ta you too, am I?

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Whoops. That was more delicate than I thought.

[crisisrain]

[Just this face man, after all the protecting he'd been doing for this house and now.]

What did ya go and do that fer?!

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[STOMP STOMP STOMP]

Moooooooooooooo

[crisisrain]

[Is that.. is that a giant robot? A psuedo Metal Gear. God it is.]

Moo... are you related at all to the puppet with the cow from earlier?