♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[Hope you like getting hand herpes. If that exists.

But nodding. Whiskey is a type of alcohol, right? Right!]

[crisisrain]

[Please don't give Raven any STDs. He takes her hand and pulls her down from the bar, grabbing a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter and passing it to her.]

Now let's get out of here before ya cause more trouble.

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[And still drinking from that bottle.]

[crisisrain]

[He grab another bottle off a table as he heads out the door, he's gonna need it after dealing with this... thing.]

Look, I'll take ya to a place you can stay for the night. Go get drunk there and feel free ta sing as loud as you like. I won't be able to hear ya.

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[drunk autotune'd giggling.]

[crisisrain]

[He wishes he had a free hand to stick in his ear right now.]

I'll take ya to the community buildin' opposite where we met, ya can pass out in there.

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[She's just giggling the entire way there. THIS IS SO MUCH FUN FOR HER.]

[crisisrain]

[He wishes he had a shovel to smack you round the head with.

Anyway. They arrive at Community Building 1, he decides to dump her on the top floor in the hope she might fall out of a window during the night.]

Stay here, get as wasted as ya want. [He passes her the other bottle.]

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[Man Raven you are so violent.

As he passes her the bottle, she grabs his arm and quickly pushes her lips against his.]

[crisisrain]

[Oh good god the whore is making out with him.

Eh, she's legal she'll do.]

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[If only Raven had a beard this would be ten times better.]

[crisisrain]

[He has awesome sideburns though.

God knows he doesn't want this, which is a first, but he can't say he cares. You have noncon permission Ke$ha.]

[autokesha.livejournal.com]

[...Eh close enough.

Good times in Luceti all around all night long. This place really needs a club.]