♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Will you be hallucinating when the thing heads straight for you while looking like it's munching whatever gets in the way? /jaws theme]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[crisisrain]

Whoa! Slow down!

[He gets up and moves away from the house, hoping to keep the weird yellow thing from eating their home.]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[YOU GOT HIS ATTENTION NOW. PREPARE TO BE FOLLOWED AROUND.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[crisisrain]

[No! You'll never catch me Pacman!

He makes a run towards the bridge.]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[Best game of tag ever. WHOO LOOKIT PAC-MAN HE'S EATING THE SNOW

Oh wait, is that a tree in the way? He'll just. Run right into it. Yeah. I suck at this game okay.]

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[He turns around to see what's happened to the strange yellow thing. Geez, it's eaten the snow. Maybe it's useful after all.]

... Is it gone?

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[No, it's not gone because you can still hear the noises.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA !

[Does it sound a pit panicked there?]

[crisisrain]

[Considering it had been eating the snow for him... it wasn't really a bad thing was it?]

Hey, wakkawakka thingie! Are ya alright?

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Well, it wasn't really for you- UH I MEAN YEAH TOTALLY. Now turn him in another direction and we'll be good.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA !

[crisisrain]

[Who cares, he hates snow, long as it's gone it's a good thing.

Wait.. Oh good god it's OK. Time to start running again!]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, he can only move in directions that are increments of 90 degrees so it'll like. Miss Raven completely.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[crisisrain]

Do I have a sign stuck ta my back that says 'Send all yer weirdest things ta come and pester the old man!" or something? Because it's startin' ta feel like it.

... As long as it doesn't kill anyone I guess it's harmless.

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Hey. Hey. At least you aren't getting leg groped, okay? Also, if you look far into the distance, you might see a few colourful ghosts coming thiss direction.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA !

[crisisrain]

[He'll do just that! Wait...]

Oh geez, not more ghosts! [He quickly runs behind the tree where Pacman got stuck, in a futile attempt to hide that works surprisingly well.]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Oh noes, they're chasing him! And there are no power pellets! Think you can give him a hand or are you just gonna leave him to die.]

[crisisrain]

[Peering out from behind the tree... aw dammit, they're trying to kill the yellow circle guy. Ah well, his day can't get any stranger. Here comes an arrow towards the ghosts.]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Oh hell yeah, this is awesome. Arrows are fun. It doesn't seem like it affects the ghost too much but at least it's enough of a distraction so that Pac-man can run away and head towards some random yellow sphere that's floating around.]

[crisisrain]

[While Pacman is busy getting his power ups, Raven will be fending off those ghosts for you. Pew pew pew, why is his bow making weird sound effects?]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Woot, alright he's almost got it. Om nom nom power pellet and oh yeah. It's time to go ghost-hunting. Raven might have noticed that they look blue (in more ways than one).]

[crisisrain]

Huh? Hey! What did you do to the ghosts? They're runnin' away!

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Dude he can't answer you now he's got ghosts to eat.]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

[Oh the humanity.]

[crisisrain]

It's true. I've officially gone crazy, all of this, all of it, this is just insanity!

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[OMG are they coming back? And they're back in their colours too! CRAP CRAP CRAP he needs more power pellets. Maybe Pac-man will use Raven as a distraction. He's coming in your direction again!]

[crisisrain]

[Oh. Shit. Time to start running again isn't it?]

[yellowpiegraph.livejournal.com]

[Indeed. At least it's an open area so it won't bump into walls and stuff but they're catching up.

Okay, okay. You've been an awesome guy for helping it and Pac-man appreciates that. So he'll turn around and face the ghosts HEAD ON. You keep running Raven; get away while you still can!]

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!