♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

Comments

[crisisrain]

Not really. Cows are a lot uh... fatter than horses are.

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Oh well! They're just as nice as horses! [And this cow is continuing to walk away.]

[crisisrain]

I guess so? Where ya goin' now then?

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Grover doesn't know how to steer cows! Hopefully it knows it's way back to Sesame Street!

[crisisrain]

Sesame... street?

Why don't ya try and ask the cow where it's goin'? I'm sure with the amount of crazy I've seen today that a talkin' cow is highly possible.

1/3

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Oh! I will try! Cow, do you know where we are going? Are we going back to Sesame street?

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Moo!

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Huh... Grover does not speak cow.

[crisisrain]

[Pfff beautiful.]

Oh oh! How about, moo once fer yes, and two fer no!

1/5

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Oh, good idea! Mr. Cow! Are we going to Sesame Street!? One mow for yes! Two moos for no!

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Moo!

3/5

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Moo!

...I think LJ ate one of my comments... *scartches head* It said I posted but it's gone!

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Moo!

DONE

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! Grover still doesn't know what this cow is saying!

I SAW 3 MOOS COMING MAN

[crisisrain]

I guess that would be a maybe then?... I don't speak cow either.

IT WAS THE FIVE WASN'T IT!? 8D Besides! More comments that way!

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

[Grover is slowly growing smaller in the distance.] Oh! I hope not! I hope this cow knows how to get to Sesame Street! I promised Cookie Monster and Big Bird I would meet them for lunch!

That's cheating though xD!

[crisisrain]

[Raven just watches as the cow walks away, puppet on board.]

I'm not even gonna ask who they are, or where Sesame Street is... I have a headache already.

Cheating? Or more fun? 8D

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I don't like having a headache! Try drinking water! Sometimes not having enough water can give you a headache!

Bit of both :P

[crisisrain]

I'm sure once ya've left the headache will be all gone.

[iamonacow.livejournal.com]

What did you say? [And Grover disappears into the horizon!]