♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Oh good, because she was just about to start fake!crying. Well then, no need for that!]

I'm glad you think so! For a scruffy looking old man, you seem rather nice, too!

[crisisrain]

[You can almost sense the "Thank god for that."]

Yer the first person ta say somethin' actually nice today! Thanks there... uh... what's yer name?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

I'm Pamela! It's nice to meet you, Mister Scruffy Old Guy!

[crisisrain]

And it's nice ta meet you Pamela! But I've got a name ya know, it's Raven.

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[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Raven?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

But that's not a very cute name at all!

I'll call you "Birdy".

[crisisrain]

I think I'd prefer 'Scruffy Old Man' ta Birdy.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

I like Birdy more.

[crisisrain]

I like Raven more myself.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

B-But ...

[snifflesniffle]

[crisisrain]

Whoa, wait! Don't start cryin'! Ok, fine. Birdy it is. [He mumbles something under his breath, you can guess what it was.]</small.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Oh I haven't the faintest. But look! Suddenly, she's totally fine again.]

Yay!

Is this your house, Mr. Birdy?

[Don't mind her phasing her head through the door to take a peek inside.]

[crisisrain]

[He gets up and moves over towards the door.]

It's not my house, but yeah, I live there. A few others do too, so try not ta spook 'em out!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Oh! You have housemates?

[You can almost hear the glee in her voice as she says that. Brb going through the door now.]

[crisisrain]

Wait a- [Nevermind, he follows her inside.]

Yeah, there's about six or seven of us, I forget. But I dunno if they're in or not right now, considerin' how strange today is.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Considering she's now floating around the living room and kitchen, occasionally moving things around with a frown?

Yeah, she's not listening to you, Raven.]

[crisisrain]

[He's following you around.]

Uh, what are ya doin'?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Turning to face Raven with a big ol' frown.]

This place isn't cute at all! How do you all live with yourselves here?

[crisisrain]

What are ya talkin' about? Those exposed pipes, the almost falling apart doors, it's beautiful!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

No it's not! It's horrible!

Fix this right away!

[crisisrain]

I quite like it, if ya hate it so much, then you do somethin' about it!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Fine! I will!

[And with that, she disappears completely.

Except for the teddy bear she was holding.

Which now proceeds to stand up on its own and march right out the door.]

[crisisrain]

Oh geez... I'm gonna get killed fer this. Why'd I have ta go and open my big mouth?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Here comes Pamela, floating back in with an armful of things, which include:

Three frilly white curtains
Two teddy bears, both nice shades of pink
And five bouquets of flowers

And she looks like she's on a mission.]

[crisisrain]

Hold on! Instead of redecoratin' the whole house, why don't ya focus on this one room? It's opposite the kitchen!