♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[crisisrain]

I quite like it, if ya hate it so much, then you do somethin' about it!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Fine! I will!

[And with that, she disappears completely.

Except for the teddy bear she was holding.

Which now proceeds to stand up on its own and march right out the door.]

[crisisrain]

Oh geez... I'm gonna get killed fer this. Why'd I have ta go and open my big mouth?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[Here comes Pamela, floating back in with an armful of things, which include:

Three frilly white curtains
Two teddy bears, both nice shades of pink
And five bouquets of flowers

And she looks like she's on a mission.]

[crisisrain]

Hold on! Instead of redecoratin' the whole house, why don't ya focus on this one room? It's opposite the kitchen!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Huh? Why that one room?

[floating over to it, dropping the stuff she brought on the couch as she does so]

[crisisrain]

A guy named Yuri sleeps there! He was moanin' the other day about how much he hated it when someone went inta his room and threw out all his stuff. So if ya put a load of new stuff in there, he'll be happy, right?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, really? Okay! [floating back to the couch, picking up the stuff she brought, and bringing it over to that room now] I'll do my best!

[crisisrain]

[Oh this should be interesting. He follows her into Yuri's room, look at that! He's not in because Kyio can't self-cest her own thread!]

Make sure ta make it real cutesy, ok?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

I will!

[You villainous jerk D| I'll get you for this one day, mark my words!

Ahem.

She'll be dumping the stuff on Yuri's bed while she goes poking through his things.]

[crisisrain]

[This was your idea baby, I just returned the favour.]

Ya should give him a new warddrobe while yer at it. He always wears the same clothes.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

He's unfashionable too? Oh my ... I should speak with this person some day!

[Okay, going through stuff is boring. brb placing the teddy bears and flowers around in suitable places.]

[crisisrain]

Nah ya don't wanna do that, he's so stuck up, the lone wolf kinda guy.

Oh hey! I got an idea! Make sure ya get him a cat costume! He's got a thing for cat ears.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, one of those types of people, hm? [gigglegiggle] I see. I'll be right back! [and phasing right out the window/wall]

[crisisrain]

[While he's waiting for you to come back, he's gonna jump on Yuri's bed. Not really though, But I gotta waste this comment because he has nothing else to do.]

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[She won't be long, thankfully!

And when she does come back, she's got a cutesy maid outfit, completely with cat ears and a tail.

... Meant for a female.

... What? It was cute :(]

[crisisrain]

Awww that's just the cutest! Hahah! I gotta see Yuri in this! I need a camera.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[OH SO YOU WANT TO SEE YURI IN A MAID OUTFIT, HUH RAVEN ..............

but yeah pamela doesn't care so--]

I'm sure he'll look precious in it! But first things first ... [putting the outfit on the bed, then picking up the curtain and floating over to Raven with it] Could you put this up for me?

[crisisrain]

[OH YURI I AM SO GAY FOR YOU /flips world and kills self.]

Oh! Sure I'll help! [He takes the curtain from Pamela and goes to put it up.] Uh... Ok I'm too short ta reach. I need a chair.

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[It's totally canon! ... On pixiv! /proceeds to do the same]

Oh, I'll get one!

[brb floating off to get a chair.

... and phase through the door with it.

Somehow.

Don't ask, Pamela comes with her own laws of physics.]

[crisisrain]

I'm not gonna fall through that chair if I stand on it, am I?

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

Oh no, of course not! [setting it down]

[crisisrain]

[He stands on the chair, cautiously, and begins to hang the new curtains up.]

Darlin', these are just perfect!

[summerscare.livejournal.com]

[She'll be clapping excitedly. And supervising. What? Hanging curtains isn't for ladies, okay.]

You think so too? They're already making this dreary room look a little more cheerful!

[crisisrain]

Aren't they just. What else can we do to make this room as cute as possible?