♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

Comments

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

Ha! Nice try Teddy! Acting dumb won't work on me! I'm Andy!

[crisisrain]

Oh... I thought ya were... I guess I must've misheard ya.

But hey wait! I'm not Teddy Bomber either! I'm Raven! R-A-V-E-N, RAVEN!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

I said nice try Teddy! Give it up! I'm bringing you into the sheriff! [He's getting out a lasso and starts to twirl it above his head.]

[crisisrain]

[Whoa wait, rolling out of the way.]

I just told ya, I'm not Teddy!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Yeah. Not listening.] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA! [Onyx gives a whinny before he charges forwards and gives the lasso another shot.]

[crisisrain]

[Running away, fast, though it's stupid to try and outrun a horse so he's jumping into the nearby tree.]

Knock it off will ya! I'm not Teddy!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Bringing out his gun to shoot the branch above your head down. He's hoping to startle you out of the tree.]

[crisisrain]

[No, now he's firing his bow towards you.]

Are ya tryin' ta kill me?!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Leaping out of the way of that.] Of course not! The bounty is no good if you're dead!

[crisisrain]

Then don't try and shoot me!

Though... I guess a probably do have a bounty... But I'm not Teddy!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

A likely story Teddy! Come out of that tree! [Or not, as he's suddenly leaping out of his saddle and practically running up the side of the tree to get to you.]

[crisisrain]

No, seriously, ya need ta knock this off right now!

[He jumps down, moving away from the already trashed house.]

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[And the monk-I mean Andy jumps down and takes after you!]

[crisisrain]

[Oh god he's chasing me D: run awaaaay!]

Leave me alone!

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

Come back here Teddy!

[crisisrain]

It's Raven dammit!

[Totally making a break for it, maybe it's safer in the center of town.]

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Huh! No fair! You're faster than him! Oh wait! Andy suddenly remembers he has a horse. With a quick whistle Onyx is galloping by his side and he effortlessly climbs onto the horse's back in mid run.

Oh... and he's getting out that lasso again.]

[crisisrain]

[Raven runs towards the bridge, screw it he hates the cold but, it's a good hiding place. A troll... under a bridge.]

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Soon enough a little billy goat gruff comes clomping over the bridge, but that's no goat. It's a cowboy on a horse.] Now where did he go?

[crisisrain]

[Hiding :D You'll never find me... unless I sneeze. It is freezing cold in this water.]

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Onyx! We'll find that vermin! YEEE-HAA! [And off they gallop away to accuse someone else as being Teddy Bomber.]

[crisisrain]

[He peers out from the bridge, and sneezes.]

Has he gone?

[sonofagunsoup.livejournal.com]

[Yes! He truly has gone!]