♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

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[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[He looks into Kirby's longing eyes, clearly, they were filled with that of true love and a broken heart. He wished he could remember why this creature was willing to propose to him, why it felt the desire to be with him, why it even LOOKED like him, but his mind continued to draw a complete blank.

Then... he remembered what he had heard earlier. Alexei said this was only temporary, that these people would be long gone...]

Ok, ok, I'll marry ya!

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[...My god. Was he... was he successful? ...YESSSSSSSS omg pick him up so they can do that cheesy twirl together. Arms are flailed up! Also, does this mean that Raven is the wife?]

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[No. You've seen the horrible fanart of him in a wedding dress already, it's not pretty. He slides the ring onto his finger, wondering why the hell he ever agreed to this, then proceeds to pick Kirby up.]

I hope ta god I don't remember any of this.

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Okay fine. ...But Kirby still tops. Aw, don't say that. He'll give you a peck on the cheeks along with a pat on the cheek.

Hold on Raven, Kirby's gonna float a bit up so that they're hovering slightly above the ground. And... twirlllllllll~]

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[Only because he'd be giving Raven a BJ. As weird as this entire event is, it's nice to be with someone who isn't hurling insults, getting drunk or trying to eat him (maybe I spoke to soon there). The kisses are cute, he figures this is just some weird little creature who finds this normal. The twirling though...]

Can ya stop the twirling, I really don't wanna repeat what ya just did, as in, throw up.

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[He knows how to swallow! ...Just not in the way you might intend. Oh all right, they'll stop. I guess that means they'll land too because Raven's pretty heavy anyways.

Oh hey, speaking of getting drunk, weren't you gonna take him to the bar last time? It'd be like. A celebration for getting hitched.]

[crisisrain]

[Considering Raven is gonna need some heavy drinks after all of this. Might wanna suggest the bar to him.]

Thanks, I 'spose. I'm not gonna have ta start callin' ya "honey" am I?

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Kirby shakes his head at the question. Well, unless Raven really wants to.

But okay, Kirby will make a gesture of drinking *something* by pretending he's holding a cup and gulping the contents down. A bar isn't quite what he had in mind, but, well. Kirby doesn't really know the layout of the town too well so it's not like he could complain.]

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A drink? Yeah... I could do with a strong one of those right now. [Does he want to walk around town with his new partner? No.]

Alright, come in, we've got some whiskey and stuff. If ya don't wanna get drunk I could make ya some cocoa.

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Nodnod, so Kirby follows Raven to his (their?) home. To be honest, Kirby isn't really quite sure what whiskey and stuff refers to, so he'll just shrug as if to say, "it's up to you, man".]

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[He brings Kirby into his bedroom, pointing toward his bed.]

Sit there and wait fer me to come back, I don't want anyone else knowin' yer here... and that we're engaged... oh man I must've been hit around the head or something.

[He wander off, closing the door behind him.]

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[He returns a few minutes later with a large variety of drinks, and a sandwich, because he's hungry. He made you one too, because he's a good husband! He shuts the door behind him and sits down on the bed next to Kirby.]

Here! Eat somethin'.

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Aw, he lurves you too. And hey, sandwich! He usually eats more than that but... well. Kirby knows that people has to eat so he won't "accidentally" vacuum up Raven's share. So there he goes! Sucking up that sandwich. The plate may be mysteriously gone missing as well.]

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Pink thing? [He doesn't even know your name man.] That... That was pretty scary. Please don't inhale me.

[He cracks open a bottle of whiskey and starts drinking. What the hell has gone wrong with his life.]

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Well, he can't really say much so I guess Raven will have to get married some unnamed thing. But awwww, he'd never do it on purpose unless you had a thing for something weird like that.

And hey, since he doesn't recognize a lot of these drinks, he'll just... go by Raven's example and take a bottle of whiskey. Should he drink it, or just inhale it...?]

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[He looks towards Kirby, who seems indecisive about the right course of action to take.]

Hey, you were the one makin' the drinkin' motions! I'm sure ya know how to drink normally, right?

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[But it's more fun to just swallow stuff whole. :(

Okay okay, he'll grab the bottle somehow and pour all of down his throat all at once.

Whoa. Whoa. This is. Hmm.

...He looks dizzy.]

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Heh heh, I guess whiskey is a little strong for a small... wait are ya guy or a girl? Ya better be a girl...

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Raven, he's trying not to barf so he can't answer that question. Don't suppose there's a window in the room?]

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Are ya gonna be sick again?

[He picks Kirby up, taking him over towards the window and swinging it wide open.]

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Much appreciated, man. BLARGHHHHHHHH oh man rub his back or something. He's turning kinda green at this point in time.]

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[He rubs Kirby's back, gently and smoothly.]

Geez, ya need some kinda control on this. It's makin' me feel sick now too. I guess alcohol and pink blobs don't mix...

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Aw, you're such a caring boyfriend. Have a slightly gross hug.]

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Ugh... wipe yer mouth first. I don't want yer puke on me!

[willeatyourface.livejournal.com]

[Aw. Well fine. He'll just vacuum in some snow and use that as a rinse or something. But hey! He almost feels good right now! Maybe he could give another kind of drink a try!]