♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

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[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[STOMP STOMP STOMP]

Moooooooooooooo

[crisisrain]

[Is that.. is that a giant robot? A psuedo Metal Gear. God it is.]

Moo... are you related at all to the puppet with the cow from earlier?

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[Scanning... scanning...]

[crisisrain]

[This doesn't look good, time for tactical action. He quickly dives behind the bench on the porch.]

The heck is it doin'?

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[Scanning-- hey, scan incomplete. Okay, walking around now to see where the target went.]

Mooooooooo...!

[crisisrain]

[He watches, suspiciously as the machine walks around.]

I ain't gonna be eatin' beef again anytime soon...

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[Scans the house -- hey, there's something inside! The Gekko is now stomp stomp stomping over to the house.]

1/2

[crisisrain]

[Wait... it's moving towards the house. That thing is gonna crush their little home. Argh shit.]

2/2

[crisisrain]

[He jumps out from the behind the bench, landing in the snow as he begins to wave frantically.]

Hey you! Over here!

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[]

MOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guns are aiming at you, watch out :(]

[crisisrain]

[Oh crap it has guns. Gotta get it into the forest, far away from here.]

Catch me if ya can!

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[And the Gekko follows, stomping along the way.]

[crisisrain]

[Gotta lose it in the forest somehow, without it destroying anything in the process... Damn this is hard.

He heads north along the path, making sure the machine doesnt attack any of the homes.]

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[It's not attacking any of the homes because it's too busy following after Raven. Say, it's catching up, isn't it?]

[crisisrain]

[Thankfully he doesnt live far from the forest edge. As he approaches, he pulls to a halt and begins to cast.

Robots don't like incredibly high voltages of electricity do they? Might not be on par with a railgun, but he can copy Raiden alright.]

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not a fan of electricity, and can't really navigate between trees too well. Now hold still while it tries to scan you.]

[crisisrain]

[He finishes casting, releasing a large bolt of lightning onto the robot. That should do it.]

[mooingtothenite.livejournal.com]

[Scan compl-- OH SHIT.]

[...With one last arguably mournful-sounding cry, the Gekko blows up and its remains fall to the ground.]

[You're cleaning that up, mister.]

[crisisrain]

[He lets out a sigh of relief, did that seriously work? Damn he's good.

Not cleaning it up though, he's going home.]