♐ 003 // [Action] - Fourth Wall

[crisisrain]

[Raven was sitting on the porch of house 12, debating whether or not to try and brave the light snow fall. He wanted to go buy some red wine and curl up in the warm, ignoring winter forever. He can't ignore the fact that there is a sudden abundance of strange wingless people walking around however.]

Comments

[crisisrain]

[Just this face man, after all the protecting he'd been doing for this house and now.]

What did ya go and do that fer?!

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry. I didn't have to try that hard to be honest.

[crisisrain]

No, it's really easy ta knock down. That's why I've spent all day makin' sure nobody trashes our house! Then BAM ya come along and boot it down, geez.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Oh well, do feel free to tell me how I found myself in your house then. I certainly don't have a clue, good sir and the only obvious way out for anyone is through a door that leads to the outside.

[crisisrain]

It has a door handle, ya could've just opened it.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Well, it's certainly opened now.

[crisisrain]

It's not open, it's destroyed. There's a really big difference there.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure some glue and tape will fix it right up. It doesn't look that broken, all I did was give it little...push after all. Besides, I already said my apologies, what more do you want?

[crisisrain]

Ya could get off the porch and go pester someone else.

[He stands up and inspects the door. Glue and tape my ass, he'll need to fix the hinges.]

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

You want me to go out into that kind of weather? Not in this suit of mine.

[crisisrain]

[Lifting the door up and leaning it against the house.]

See this face? It's the face that doesn't care.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

So sorry that you don't, but why should it matter? It's what I care about in the end.

[crisisrain]

I don't care about what you want. Ya show up in our house, destroy our door, then stand there actin' all smug. I don't get it.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

You amuse me, old man. That's all.

[crisisrain]

Hah, yer not the first person ta think that way. I can tell.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Oh my, a guy who can take a few punches. That's new.

[crisisrain]

Again, yer not the first person ta give me this kinda crap.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Just how many people are we talking here? You really must be down in the shithole to be getting this crap from more than one person.

[crisisrain]

Oh yeah, it's a real shithole down here, as you put it. [The sarcasm, it's so obvious.]

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

The fact that you're casually brushing it aside makes me wonder, if you're actually dealing with it or just gave up.

[crisisrain]

A bit of both, now ya mention it.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

You poor thing. Expecting something to happen at the end of the road if you persevere with you're...erm skill?

[crisisrain]

No, I just don't have anythin' better ta do.

[juststaydead.livejournal.com]

Is that really all?

[crisisrain]

What does it matter ta you what I do with my life?