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[~~/Flips table at her hiatus~~ This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

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Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[Filtered to Alexei | 95% Unhackable]
[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

~~Evesdropping is rude~~
~~How's the jailbait?~~
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

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Ya had a relationship with him and never asked fer his real name? Did you ever find it out or is it still a mystery?

It didn't really matter. He wasn't that person anymore. [Buffy shrugs; Angel's human life was remote and far away from any experience she had with him.] He hadn't been that person for a couple of centuries.

[Maybe not so much on the century front, more like a decade, Raven can relate to her point.] Ya must've been curious about it though, not knowin' someones real name drives some people insane.

Not me. I'm All-Sanity Buffy. [That may or may not be a lie.]

Angel is...Angel. And when he wasn't Angel, he was Angelus. I didn't get to know anyone else.

Angelus? So... he had dual personalities or somethin'?

Something like that. [She sits back. Although she doesn't seem upset with describing the situation, she does choose her words carefully.]

Vampires are demons. When you get bitten and turned? Your soul leaves the body and the demon takes up residence. They walk around in your face with your voice and your memories, but they are not you. [She pauses.]

Angelus was one of the worst, but he chowed down on the wrong gypsy princess or something. The family cursed him with a soul. It was all about making him feel all the big bad consequences of his actions. But the soul? It changed him. He switched teams. He shortened his name and became a hero.

Now ya've made me feel like some kind of Vampire-enthusiast. I can't begin ta tell ya how much of that just flew over my head.

You probably don't even gotta worry about it. He's not here anymore, right? So no fear of Angelus rearing his ugly head means there's nothing to warn you about.

Ya have a point. [He rocks back on his chair with a grin on his face.] But least I know yer inta the demon-possesed-ex-evil-vampire types!

[You don't know the half of it, Raven. Another of her vampire ex-lovers is slumming it here in Luceti. She's more touchy about that one, though.]

Hey! I've dated the non-undead. [But she has a type there, too. Pseudo-military types with ranks from Iowa.]

[He's not one to pry on a beautiful lady.]

Really now~ Ya could've fooled me. Though yer goin' out with that Doctor guy right? He's not a corpse is he?

Bones? [She seems to be momentarily horrified. Buffy shakes her head.] No. Very much, no. Bones is like...he's like family, y'know? But I used to date his captain. [Slow nod.] Jim was sent back to his own world a few months ago. He was very much human and very age appropriate.

Sorry, I just figured ya were together fer some reason.

But it's only been a few months eh? Great time for a rebound! [He laughs, quite obviously teasing.] Or at very least some more crepes.

Rest assured, Raven. I am very much out of the dating game.

[Barring a few ill-advised smooches with Spike. Clearly, those were an accident.] But more crepes sound like a dream.

[She sips her water.] All this picking on my love life is so not fair. What about you, huh? Got a lady in your life yet?

[He gets up and starts heading towards the kitchen.]

Haha why would you wanna know about this old man's love life? I'll flirt till the day I die but... nah. I doubt I'll end up with a lovely lady anytime soon.

Even Bones ended up with someone. [Which means she considers him kinda old.] She's blonde, but most definitely not me. There's hope for you yet.

[He starts preparing the ingredients again. Some eggs, flour, the usual crepe things with a little sprinkling of the magic he uses to make them oh so very tasty indeed.]

I suppose that'd be the case if I was actually lookin'. I think I'll be sticking as a bachelor for a while longer! That and I'm hardly the least suspicious person.

Oh? You seem pretty harmless, to me.

[Yep, she's goading him.]

[He twirls, letting the air lift up his large coat.]

Ya can't tell me these clothes aren't suspicious!

They're kinda weird, but they're no leather onesie. [Kadaj is who she is referring to with that.]

[~~I don't want to imagine Raven in a leather one-piece.~~ He pours the crepe mixture into the pan as he speaks.]

I'd say yer clothes are weird ta me too, but I'm no expert on ladies fashion.

The best of twenty-first century Earth fashion, my friend.

I didn't know Luceti was so up to date on the fashion trends. [Flipping the crepes over, they really don't take long to cook.]

Shiki's shop is like a home away from home. Y'know, I've trying to talk her into naming a pair of jeans after me.

I got no idea what jeans are. But why would ya want a piece of clothin' named after you? [He dishes the crepes up onto the plate, adding in the filling before finally sprinkling some sugar on top.]

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