❖ 019 // [Voice | Written]

[crisisrain]

[/Flips table at her hiatus This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

[Filtered to Buffy | 70% Unhackable]

Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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[Filtered to Emil | 90% Unhackable]

I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[Filtered to Alexei | 95% Unhackable]
[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

Evesdropping is rude
How's the jailbait?
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

Comments

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[crisisrain]

I got no idea what jeans are. But why would ya want a piece of clothin' named after you? [He dishes the crepes up onto the plate, adding in the filling before finally sprinkling some sugar on top.]

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[herotypical]

I'll give you a hint. Me? I'm wearing jeans. And to have a designer pair named after you is, like, the ultimate compliment.

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[crisisrain]

[He kneels down and looks under the table.] So they're like special trousers then? Why won't she name a pair after ya?

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[herotypical]

Something like that. [She indulges in another grin.] It's not a case of won't, more a case of sly hinting.

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[crisisrain]

[He throws some raspberries onto the crepes and brings the plate over. This time they're filled with a thick, only slightly fruity yogurt with a light sugar sprinkled on top and raspberries.]

Maybe if ya designed a really nice pair and she made them, then she'd have to name them after ya!

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[herotypical]

You're an idea factory.

[She happily takes the plate from him.]

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[crisisrain]

Not really, just pointin' out the obvious! [And he takes his seat opposite her again.]

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[herotypical]

And making me look like a dupe, huh?

[She knows how to tease too, after all. Buffy returns to the dainty eating habit--prepping herself for the taste.]

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[crisisrain]

Oh that's a terribly rude way ta put it. Maybe I should've put some peanut butter in this recipe too.

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[herotypical]

Peanut butter, huh? That's you're idea of a punishment?

[But the full force of the snark is lost when she tastes the thing. Much lighter than the last. Very...almost summery.]

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[crisisrain]

I didn't say anythin' about it being a punishment!

[They're quite different flavours, this one is much cooler tasting with a little zest. But not as rich and overwhelming as the previous.]

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[herotypical]

Oh, I see how it is. I get rewarded for poking fun at you, huh?

[Her enthusiasm for this crepe shows it to be her favourite. She's eating with gusto.]

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[crisisrain]

It keeps me on my toes? I'm not one fer recievin' flattery.

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[herotypical]

[Hmm. She sets her fork down for just a moment.]

You're a hard nut to crack. I figured flattery would be your life-force. Y'know, in a superficial way.

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[crisisrain]

No my life-force is the joy of seein' beautiful women everyday. Imagine a world without all the gorgeous ladies! I don't think I could cope!

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[herotypical]

If you weren't bribing my instincts with delicious, delicious food? I'd probably try some kinda comment on that being way with the creepy.

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[crisisrain]

It's either creepy or fishy. I don't tend ta get many other comments.

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[herotypical]

Well? Here's a new one. Your crepes are delicious.

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[crisisrain]

Oh I knew that already. Crepes are the way to a ladies heart~ Takes a lot of hard work ta master somethin' ya hate eating.

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[herotypical]

Really. You do all this just to impress the ladies?

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[crisisrain]

Now that I think about it, it's kinda worryin' how much effort I put into these things.

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[herotypical]

Especially if you're not even looking to catch one.

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[crisisrain]

Maybe I'm just bein' generous fer a change.

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[herotypical]

No. [She picks up her fork once again, waggling it in his direction.] I don't believe that. I've never gotten the bitter and selfish vibe off of you.

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[crisisrain]

I wouldn't say that. I cause a lot of trouble fer people with my selfish, childish nature.