❖ 019 // [Voice | Written]

[crisisrain]

[/Flips table at her hiatus This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

[Filtered to Buffy | 70% Unhackable]

Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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[Filtered to Emil | 90% Unhackable]

I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[Filtered to Alexei | 95% Unhackable]
[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

Evesdropping is rude
How's the jailbait?
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

Comments

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[crisisrain]

Ah yeah... all this sugar is bound ta go to yer head if your not careful! Maybe I should cook ya somethin' more healthy next time.

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[herotypical]

Are you implying that I need a diet, Raven?

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[crisisrain]

I can't imagine all that sugar bein' good fer your system.

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[herotypical]

I've got a pretty wicked metabolism. Don't worry about me.

[action] I'm so slow today sorry.

[crisisrain]

I'm expectin' ya to be bouncin' off the walls any minute now.

[action] c'mon, your slow is still pretty fast. xD

[herotypical]

I'm twenty four, Raven. Not four. I do actually possess some self-control.

[action] XD Valid point.

[crisisrain]

That's still got the number four in it though.

[action] <3!

[herotypical]

I may still take the occasional afternoon nap, but I am definitely more mature than single digit four.

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[crisisrain]

You kiddin'? All I ever do in this place is sleep through the afternoon!

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[herotypical]

My secret? Sleep in late, instead.

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[crisisrain]

Oh, I do try to don't me wrong. But with 7 people in one house, yeah... doesn't happen as often as I'd like.

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[herotypical]

[She smiles down at her dwindling plate.]

Tell me about it--before we moved, back home? It was me, my two best friends, a handful of allies including but not limited to a reformed vampire, an ex-demon, a stuffy old British man and a whole whack of teenaged girls collected from all over the world.

[Wait. That sounded terrible.] Voluntarily collected.

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[crisisrain]

Aww why'd ya have to spoil the great mental image I had of ya kidnapping cute girlies from their home? I was gonna ask ya for some advice on how ta do it effectively~

[:P]

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[herotypical]

First hint? You'd better learn to like the sweet stuff because that's all you'll be stocking your cupboards with.

[She opts for the cheerful road, rather than the whole I was saving them from being horribly murdered truth.]

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[crisisrain]

[He appreciates that, he really does.]

Do I really have ta? I kinda like not eatin' sweet stuff.

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[herotypical]

You might be able to skip the sweetness by installing three extra bathrooms.

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[crisisrain]

Why would I need three extra bathrooms?

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[herotypical]

A houseful of appearance-conscious young women? Mirrors. You'll need them.

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[crisisrain]

Not all women are vain ya know!

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[herotypical]

Nice to know I ended up with all the sink-hoggers, then.

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[crisisrain]

Ya've just got rotten luck hun, nothin' else to it!

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[herotypical]

Oh, is that all?

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[crisisrain]

I'm sure there's other factors inta it as well. But I can't keep ya here talkin' about them all day!

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[herotypical]

Overstaying my welcome, am I?

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[crisisrain]

Buffy, I'd keep ya here overnight if I could. It's just not very often I have a day where I actually need ta get things done. Call it the rotten luck we were talkin' about.