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[~~/Flips table at her hiatus~~ This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

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Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

~~Evesdropping is rude~~
~~How's the jailbait?~~
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

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Yer not a downer at all hun! Ya just like to point out the sad truth about things.

Besides, how can I be a crank with all this deliciousness? [Another bite, mm!]

So much more of a cheer-up than Captain Sparrow's game of blindfold darts. [Which was sadly probably just an excuse to ogle her while she wasn't looking. She doesn't know this. Yet.]

[That caught him off guard, for a moment then he thought he heard you say Captain "somethingelse".] Sparrow is a terrible birds name. He should've chosen somethin' more classy!

And I did tell ya I was a master at makin' crepes! If they can make a pretty lady smile it's all worth it in the end.

[She blinks.] It's a last name. First name, Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow. But I already know another Captain Jack. It's mostly very confusing and I'm about this close to handing out nicknames.

That's a great idea! Ya should give 'em nicknames! Do they do anythin' interestin' ya could pick up on?

Well--[hmm]--Sparrow's a pirate. He also seems to be perma-drunk and had a really weird affection for any foodstuffs I throw together. Which is kinda really bad since, me? Not a good chef. No where near your level, that's for sure.

Harkness is more of a mystery. [She shrugs.] Very charming. Time-travelling, too. Plus he's got an associate who's also a Captain. [Her face darkens.] Captain John Hart. Avoid him--he's a big time jerk.

[He pauses for a moment... a time-traveller and a permanently drunk pirate. Buffy, your social groups are starting to worry him.]

Buffy darlin', how many Captains do ya know?!

[You probably don't want to know about the second ex-vampire lover who seems to be stuck in the '80s. Or the antagonistic Kadaj. Or the other vampire hunter who seems to be a demon himself.]

Jim was a captain, too. Is a captain, since he's gone back home. [She pauses, looking thoughtful.] I think Riley was a lieutenant, though. Not a captain.

[Two more ex-boyfriends for the list.]

[You are one hell of a socialite Buffy hun, you really are. He counts them on his fingers as she speaks.]

So that's five Captains and one Lieutenant then? Anythin' else?

Well--[she smiles, guiltily]--I live with Jim's crew. So I'd better include Bones. He's a doctor and a something in Starfleet. I don't know his rank. Uhura's definitely a lieutenant. And Spock's acting captain.

[Hmm. Oh, Peony!] And an emperor. I know one of those, too.

Hmm I've run into a doctor and two Commandants. Geez ya think they'd team up together ta make some kinda gover- Actually no, that's a bad idea.

Ya make me feel so insignificant hun.

Raven. [She continues to smile.] If the titles really mattered, I'd be going around introducing myself as right off the bat as slaymaster general.

But I'd much rather be Buffy.

[Yes, that's a made-up title.

That really doesn't have the same ring as Buffy... Ah well, I like my name! I've got no plans ta stick silly titles in front of it again!

[Hello, curiousity.]

Again? So you're an ex-something. And don't go feeding me the priest line again. I might have to get the finger-wagging out and that'll be no good for anyone.

I'm surprised ya didn't point that out earlier. Ya did only say four Captains when I counted five.

[Oh, what? Simple math? Sorry, she was too busy saving the world during that class.]

Another captain. [Somehow, she is not surprised.] Are we talking sea, space, or soldier?

Uh, none of the above? Soldier is kinda close, think more along the lines of Knight.

[Actually, that impresses.]

Did you have the big clanking armour thing going on? Because I'm trying to piece together the mental image, here.

Unfortunately yes, it' was far from the most comfortable thing I've had ta wear.

Reverend Raven is startin' ta sound better by the minute.

Show up in priest robes and I might have to revoke your cool card.

Ya think I'm cool?!

That's not supposed to be a bomb of a surprise.

It is ta me! Can't say I get called cool very often.

If it's gonna be such a big deal, I can take it back.

[She teases, of course!]

No no! I'll keep it haha! Long with the compliment about my cookin', yer just full of them today aren't ya?

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[action] ...that was a total unintended coincidence. xD

[action] I actually had to re-read it!

[action] I kinda wish it was on purpose, now.

[action] We can pretend it was then!

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[action] late because i ran out to get my marriage license. xD

[action] How appropriate when talking about priests xD!

[action] Very!

[action] Congratulations!

[action] Congratulations!

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