❖ 014 // [Written]

[crisisrain]

[Raven doesn't do written entries for a reason; this is one of them. And yes those strikes can be read, they are literally just scribbled out.]

ATTENTION ALL ARCHERS!
(/-_・)/D・・・・・------ → (;゜o゜)

This Sunday, the Archery Group will be meeting at the Barracks! So if you happen to use any weapons that contain the letters B, O, W - in that order, then head on down for a little well deserved practise with other archers! Hey, with this talk of a war coming up you'd be pretty stupid to let yourself get rusty! Or maybe if you're just interested in learning how to use a bow, you can come along and we'll show you the basics! It's a great chance to learn some new techniques from other archers. Well except me, I don't feel like sharing.

We're also open to anyone who wishes to spar against a bow user. Those flying arrows can be a right pain when you don't know how to deal with them! So I'm sure if you wanted to try beat one of us up good luck with that then you can come along as well. Or you can come along to laugh at the silly bow users, I don't really care it's not my responsibility. But on the plus side refreshments and stuff will be provided.

You can direct any questions to the 'President' of the group Rebecca. She was too lazy to do this herself so instead you have to put up with me. Though I suppose I could answer some questions too, but you'd much rather talk to a pretty young lady than a dirty old man right?

[A few moments later he scribbles something else onto the page.]

Also I'm bored, give me something to do that won't get me killed.

Comments

[crisisrain]

Make our own origami? Hey think I could do a pretty lady haha?!

[goldenglasses]

[Said in a loud and determined voice] Anything is possible!

[crisisrain]

Does it require believin' in yerself?!

Why do I always get tagging you when I'm trying to be productive?

[goldenglasses]

[Laughs] Well, I guess it would. After all! You can't do something if you think you can't~!

Because I am the best procastination tool ever.

[crisisrain]

I'm ruined then, I lack that belief.

[goldenglasses]

Come on! How hard can it be! [Someone might be getting a little buzzed now.]

[crisisrain]

OK! Gimme the prep talk, make me into a self-believin' hero!

[goldenglasses]

Okay! Um.

You can do anything you set your mind to~!

[crisisrain]

No I can't.

[goldenglasses]

Well, why not?

[crisisrain]

I don't know, I just don't feel like it right now.

[goldenglasses]

I never said we had to do it now.

[crisisrain]

Do what now? I wasn't payin' attention.

[goldenglasses]

Geeze old man! Can't you at least follow a short conversation!?

[crisisrain]

Not when there's empty bottles of alcohol on the table!

[goldenglasses]

We really do need a new hobby don't we?

[crisisrain]

Maybe, drinkin' isn't that bad a hobby when ya think about it. Keeps us from doin' more dangerous stuff anyway.

[goldenglasses]

At least until we've had too much.

[crisisrain]

It's actually possible ta have too much?!

[goldenglasses]

Isn't drinking to the point of sickness usually considered too much?

[crisisrain]

Yeah... now that I think about it, alcohol poisonin' is a slow and painful way ta go.

[goldenglasses]

[Nods] We'd better think up a hobby then.

[crisisrain]

Well what do ya like doing?

[goldenglasses]

Lots of things I guess.

I like playing games, eating, travling, meeting new people, trying new things... just about anything really.

[crisisrain]

[Idea struck!]

Wanna do somethin' productive fer the community?