❖ 014 // [Written]

[crisisrain]

[Raven doesn't do written entries for a reason; this is one of them. And yes those strikes can be read, they are literally just scribbled out.]

ATTENTION ALL ARCHERS!
(/-_・)/D・・・・・------ → (;゜o゜)

This Sunday, the Archery Group will be meeting at the Barracks! So if you happen to use any weapons that contain the letters B, O, W - in that order, then head on down for a little well deserved practise with other archers! Hey, with this talk of a war coming up you'd be pretty stupid to let yourself get rusty! Or maybe if you're just interested in learning how to use a bow, you can come along and we'll show you the basics! It's a great chance to learn some new techniques from other archers. Well except me, I don't feel like sharing.

We're also open to anyone who wishes to spar against a bow user. Those flying arrows can be a right pain when you don't know how to deal with them! So I'm sure if you wanted to try beat one of us up good luck with that then you can come along as well. Or you can come along to laugh at the silly bow users, I don't really care it's not my responsibility. But on the plus side refreshments and stuff will be provided.

You can direct any questions to the 'President' of the group Rebecca. She was too lazy to do this herself so instead you have to put up with me. Though I suppose I could answer some questions too, but you'd much rather talk to a pretty young lady than a dirty old man right?

[A few moments later he scribbles something else onto the page.]

Also I'm bored, give me something to do that won't get me killed.

Comments

[written]

[latkje]

Something that won't get you killed?

[written]

[crisisrain]

It would be a nice change.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

[Yuber hates writing too, and considering it would probably take a half an hour for Raven to decipher one sentence, be glad the demon is speaking instead.]

How about something that will get you killed? Like coming to the forest and meeting with me perhaps?

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Two guys alone in the forest. That alone is somethin' I'd pass on.

[goldenglasses]

How about you skip the demon's offer and go out drinking with me? Can't say it won't get you killed, but it might be more fun.

1/2

[crisisrain]

Let me think...

2/2

[crisisrain]

That's a much better idea! I can always die of alcohol poisoning or somethin' anyway.

[chikyu-sakura.livejournal.com]

I think I might watch.

[crisisrain]

Oh? Got an interest in seein' how archers perform?

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

This just recurve bows, or are crossbows included?

[crisisrain]

Crossbows are more than welcome! Same goes for slingshots, guns and so on.

[voice]

[herotypical]

[Writing reminds her of the bad old days of homework. Therefore, voice it is.]

You could always take up cross-stitch. I'm pretty sure that's firmly in the non-lethal department.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Cross-stitch?! Just how old of a fart do ya think I am?

[Voice] [Filtered]

[able-wildflower.livejournal.com]

Ah...thank you, Raven, but I'm not feeling up for anything of the sort at the moment. I'm sorry.

[Voice] [Filtered]

[crisisrain]

This is your group. I'll cover ya for this month, but I'm not takin' responsiblity for it. I'm hardly feelin' up to it either, but sittin' around doin' nothing isn't gonna have make anythin' happen.

She's new here, XD

[chibikillstick.livejournal.com]

...War?

Awww /pats hello!

[crisisrain]

Ya didn't hear about that?!

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

[Sarcasm is damn near dripping from his voice.]

"Rebecca's lazy," Raven? Really?

[crisisrain]

... How do ya know my name?

[ Voice ]

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ So very pinged. ]

I don't use a bow and arrow, but I've got a slingshot. Does that count?

[ Voice ]

[crisisrain]

Sure! I've used a slingshot myself, it'd be more than welcome!

[written]

[nadarejin.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the update.

. . . You're encouraging them to laugh at us?

[written]

[crisisrain]

If they do, it's a valid excuse to use them for target practise.

...Late.

[spiritarrows.livejournal.com]

What time will it be?

No worres :D

[crisisrain]

We'll start about 11am and finish at 5pm latest~ Starts gettin' dark after that.

[Voice]

[asmilethatkills.livejournal.com]

...You could try and make things with paper. Like an origami.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Origami? Ya mean that weird way of foldin' paper that ends up lookin' nothing like the animal it's supposed to?