crisisrain: (Jagertee)
Raven ([personal profile] crisisrain) wrote2010-03-04 07:00 am

❖ 014 // [Written]

[Raven doesn't do written entries for a reason; this is one of them. And yes those strikes can be read, they are literally just scribbled out.]

ATTENTION ALL ARCHERS!
(/-_・)/D・・・・・------ → (;゜o゜)

This Sunday, the Archery Group will be meeting at the Barracks! So if you happen to use any weapons that contain the letters B, O, W - in that order, then head on down for a little well deserved practise with other archers! Hey, with this talk of a war coming up you'd be pretty stupid to let yourself get rusty! Or maybe if you're just interested in learning how to use a bow, you can come along and we'll show you the basics! It's a great chance to learn some new techniques from other archers. Well except me, I don't feel like sharing.

We're also open to anyone who wishes to spar against a bow user. Those flying arrows can be a right pain when you don't know how to deal with them! So I'm sure if you wanted to try beat one of us up good luck with that then you can come along as well. Or you can come along to laugh at the silly bow users, I don't really care it's not my responsibility. But on the plus side refreshments and stuff will be provided.

You can direct any questions to the 'President' of the group Rebecca. She was too lazy to do this herself so instead you have to put up with me. Though I suppose I could answer some questions too, but you'd much rather talk to a pretty young lady than a dirty old man right?

[A few moments later he scribbles something else onto the page.]

Also I'm bored, give me something to do that won't get me killed.
latkje: (rubbing my braincells together)

[written]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Something that won't get you killed?
latkje: (look i am trying to be serious here)

[written]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm all out of that.
latkje: (i'm never socially awkward)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Various sorts of poison. Also, fire.

I like writing. Talking through this thing— it's eerie.
latkje: (rubbing my braincells together)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
How about drowning?

I've never died, so I can't speak from experience.
latkje: (and that's how i became the fresh prince)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
If you fall from high enough, you have time to think about the fact that you're falling.
latkje: (awkwaaaaard)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
It can be better than flying with somebody else's.
latkje: (ha ha you didn't just say sierra did you)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I've had a few "interesting" experiences with giant insects.
latkje: (and that's how i became the fresh prince)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you planning on dying at all?
latkje: (grin and bare it)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
So you're starting up archery practice.
latkje: (just keep whistling)

[Voice]

[personal profile] latkje 2010-03-04 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
You find a bow you know how to aim?

[Voice]

[identity profile] blackenedchaos.livejournal.com 2010-03-04 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuber hates writing too, and considering it would probably take a half an hour for Raven to decipher one sentence, be glad the demon is speaking instead.]

How about something that will get you killed? Like coming to the forest and meeting with me perhaps?

[Voice]

[identity profile] blackenedchaos.livejournal.com 2010-03-04 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't live very long to have to deal with it.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (y u do dis?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-03-04 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
How about you skip the demon's offer and go out drinking with me? Can't say it won't get you killed, but it might be more fun.

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