❖ 003 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Filtered from Xion | 95% Unhackable to her]

Hey I got a little problem I could use some help with. There's this nice, little, teenage girl who's never read a book before, so I told her I'd get her one as a surprise gift. But uh, I'm drawin' up a blank. What kinda books do girls even read nowadays?

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[crisisrain]

Which number is lust?

[herotypical]

Honestly? I have no idea. I'm not so big on the memorizing stuffy old lists.

[crisisrain]

Awww it could've been fun to use it to tease.

Buyin' full priced shoes is a sin?

[herotypical]

[Laughter.] That's just a personal one that I threw in there. Y'know, along with no white after labour day.

[crisisrain]

Yer world seems to full of strange occasions I've never heard of before... Is Labour Day somethin' you celebrate?

[herotypical]

If you call parades and picnics celebrating, then...yeah. It is.

[crisisrain]

A picnic is only fun when you're alone with a beautiful lady in a nice quiet spot.

[herotypical]

I'm beginning to sense sort of a theme with you.

[crisisrain]

And what would that be?

[herotypical]

Girls, and enough interest in them to side-track any conversation.

[crisisrain]

You've got a good point there... But at least I'm enthusiastic about it~

[herotypical]

Fair enough. Ten points for enthusiasm, then.

[crisisrain]

Hooray! Now I feel like I've achieved somethin' with my life.

[herotypical]

For the sake of your life? I really hope that's sarcasm.

[crisisrain]

I wish it was, my life is pathetic.

[herotypical]

Pathetic? Mister, you got cosmically kidnapped into a pre-historic village to be some scientist's guinea pig. That's more on the exciting side of pathetic, if I remember correctly.

[crisisrain]

That's true, but the guy who made my life so pathetic is here as well.

[herotypical]

Who's that? Some kinda your-world Big Bad?

[crisisrain]

[He bursts into a laughter.]

That could be one way of puttin' it!

[herotypical]

[You're confusing the poor intrepid heroine, Raven!]

So, what with all the laughter? I'm gonna guess we're not talking about a horrifying villain.

[crisisrain]

[That's another talent of his.]

No he was a good guy once, he just went a little crazy not too long ago and messed up.

[herotypical]

Oh, one of those.

He's not...running around here all crazy, is he? Because if so, I'd really like a warning.

[crisisrain]

I'm not sure, only had one actual run-in with him. His name is Alexei Dinoia, he's got white hair that flicks out and wears lots of red. Ya can't miss him, he sticks out like a sore thumb~

[herotypical]

I'll be sure to add him to the Loony List. Thanks.

[crisisrain]

If you can get a cheap shot in without him spottin' you, do that as well.