❖ 017 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery he respawned there. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

Comments

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

You say you're not a pervert, but you watch girl's skirts being blown up and call them sights?! As a girl who wears skirts I find you incredibly offensive.

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[crisisrain]

I never said I wasn't a pervert! I just said I was doing it out of amusement.

And besides yer way too young for me, I'm not into paedophilia.

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

How is it amusing?! It isn't something to joke about at all!

[voice]

[crisisrain]

It's just some eye candy that's all. I'm not gonna record it for future use or go doin' dirty stuff to them. What they don't know don't hurt.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

...You call watching skirts fly up eye candy? And how exactly are you not a pervert again?

[voice]

[crisisrain]

I am a pervert! It's one of my wonderful traits!~

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

It's not a wonderful trait at all!!! Tell me where you are so I can teach you a lesson!!!!!

[voice]

[crisisrain]

That'd ruin the fun. The name's Raven, why don't ya ask around and see if ya can find out. [Yeah he's totally jumping off the roof now before you start checking.]

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Raven, huh?! Fine - I'm Mayoi Hachikuji and I'm going to teach you a lesson for those horrible things you said!! You'll regret everything you said!!!!

[voice]

[crisisrain]

For some reason Mayoi, I look forward to it kid.

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Good to know you're so eager! I'll make a lesson you'll never forget.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Can I teach you a lesson in return then? Only fair~

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I don't want to learn anything from a disgusting lecher like you!

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Now now, it's not nice ta call people names. I could teach ya some manners.

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I don't reserve manners for men like you who go to their roof just to see skirts flying by.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

For your information I woke up here after I died.

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

That doesn't excu-

...wait you died?

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Yeah I did. No thanks a certain ex-Commandant, I ended up dying from natural causes.

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Ex-Commandant? Don't know who that is, but I'm sorry to hear that.


...Not that it excuses you from being a lecherous pervert.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Good, cause it's not somethin' a kid like you should be gettin' involved in.

I'm not lookin' fer excuses. I like being a pervert.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

How can you like being a pervert? It's not something to be proud of!

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Why?

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

...Is that even a serious question.

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[crisisrain]

Of course it is. Yer dislike of my perverted nature is down to your opinion. I'm not doing anyone any harm and if a lady asks me not to look at her then I won't.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

It doesn't hurt anybody, but it doesn't exactly make you look like a good person. Nobody likes a guy who stares at women's panties when their skirts fly up!