❖ 017 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery he respawned there. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

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[crisisrain]

Now now, it's not nice ta call people names. I could teach ya some manners.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I don't reserve manners for men like you who go to their roof just to see skirts flying by.

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[crisisrain]

For your information I woke up here after I died.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

That doesn't excu-

...wait you died?

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Yeah I did. No thanks a certain ex-Commandant, I ended up dying from natural causes.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

Ex-Commandant? Don't know who that is, but I'm sorry to hear that.


...Not that it excuses you from being a lecherous pervert.

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[crisisrain]

Good, cause it's not somethin' a kid like you should be gettin' involved in.

I'm not lookin' fer excuses. I like being a pervert.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

How can you like being a pervert? It's not something to be proud of!

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[crisisrain]

Why?

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

...Is that even a serious question.

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[crisisrain]

Of course it is. Yer dislike of my perverted nature is down to your opinion. I'm not doing anyone any harm and if a lady asks me not to look at her then I won't.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

It doesn't hurt anybody, but it doesn't exactly make you look like a good person. Nobody likes a guy who stares at women's panties when their skirts fly up!

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[crisisrain]

Oh! I'm used to bein' regarded as a bad person. There's much worse things I could be doing that lookin' at women's underwear.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

...I guess that's true. There are worse things someone can do. But it doesn't make looking at what's under a woman's skirt any better!

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[crisisrain]

Oh I could list things much worse! Though... I don't really wanna think about any of those things.

My heart belongs somewhere else, it's just a bit of fun.

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

I still don't find how looking at women's panties is fun as much as it is creepy. And I still plan on teaching you a lesson in how to be more respectful.

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[crisisrain]

Haha, yer more than welcome to try li'l Mayoi. I'm holding ya to that.