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❖ 017 // [Voice]

[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery ~~he respawned there~~. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

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And lose all this fluff? I'll pass. Besides I'm sure it would've started fallin' out from stress years ago.

What could someone like you have to be stressed out about?

Ya've got no idea pal. Call it woes from my own world.

Tch. Pity that.

With yer attitude I'm certain ya gonna get yourself some woes of your own soon enough.

Me? I'm a people person. People can't get enough of me.

Before long the wrong kinda people are gonna wanna get a piece of ya too.

We'll see. [He already has Pride. But that's Guybrush's fault, dammit.]

Long as you don't go gettin' yerself killed. Yer the only guy in this village who appreciates a good hard drink.

I've been noticing a pattern that the heavy drinkers in this place are mostly women.

Are you serious? How did I not know this?!

You must not hang around there much. But let's see... you got Litchi, though she gets drunk pretty easy. Nami can hold a shitload of alcohol. Baiken definitely seems to be able to hold a lot too. This Rangiku chick loves her sake too. I'll need to see how she handles harder stuff.

Oh. And then there's my wife too, of course.

Edited 2010-05-13 18:14 (UTC)

Litchi kinda rings a bell, I've heard her names over the journal before. Is she the one with the panda in her hair?

That's the one. She's a doctor.

[Hooray a name to match the ~~breasts~~ face.]

I know about Nami, never heard of Baiken or Rangiku. And damn yer wife has bad taste in men to be married ta you.