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❖ 017 // [Voice]

[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery ~~he respawned there~~. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

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Are you serious? How did I not know this?!

You must not hang around there much. But let's see... you got Litchi, though she gets drunk pretty easy. Nami can hold a shitload of alcohol. Baiken definitely seems to be able to hold a lot too. This Rangiku chick loves her sake too. I'll need to see how she handles harder stuff.

Oh. And then there's my wife too, of course.

Edited 2010-05-13 18:14 (UTC)

Litchi kinda rings a bell, I've heard her names over the journal before. Is she the one with the panda in her hair?

That's the one. She's a doctor.

[Hooray a name to match the ~~breasts~~ face.]

I know about Nami, never heard of Baiken or Rangiku. And damn yer wife has bad taste in men to be married ta you.

They're both new.

Maybe if you're lucky, my wife'll take an interest in you.

As lovely as I'm sure she is, I'd prefer a lady who has commitment under her belt.

I don't think you'll ever find that.

A man can dream!

I suspect that's all you do.

Amongst other things. There's not much else ta do in this place.

I hear that.

Sleep, drink, cause trouble... rinse and repeat.

That's why I had the Mallies give me some stuff to keep me interested.

Oh? Have they given ya anythin' interesting or just the usual mallynaps and experiments?

They gave me a TV with all the movies I could ever want to watch.

A TV?

Television. A magic little box that works kind of like the journals in watched prerecorded events play out inside the box. Only they're much more entertaining. Like a stage show you can watch anytime you like.

Ah yeah, I remember a lovely lass mentioning that before. So what kinda movie things you got? Anything exciting?

Mostly 21st century shit. I've been trying to figure out what the good stuff is.

Edited 2010-05-13 21:32 (UTC)

Movies are like plays right? So they have titles, which ones have ya got?

[He picks up a few.]

Right, these sounded kind of promising. We've got "Die Hard". Looks like the main character is pretty pissed off. We've got "Terminator"... this guy looks pissed as well, probably cuz he's half robot. "Lethal Weapon" about some guy with a mullet. Some movie called Rambo... guy has long hair too, biggest gun so far.

Any of those got war in or just really big guns?

I figured some of them have to, eventually. People used to have wars every other week back in those days. World War 2 was the most popular movie of the century.

Makes me glad I'm not from that world.

Hm... I wouldn't mind watching that Rambo one, ya said he had the biggest gun right? Probably compensating fer somethin'.

Edited 2010-05-13 21:50 (UTC)