❖ 006 // [Action]

[crisisrain]

[Since the last event Raven has spent the entire time locked away in his room sleeping it off. Now however he feels as though that wasn't he wisest thing to do. So he's currently in the Barracks borrowing one of their standard wooden bows and practising hitting the targets. He doesn't seem to be doing very well though, he's broken a few window panes and even managed to hit himself with his own arrow. It'd be a wise idea to not stand anywhere near him, especially in front, he's not having a very good day.]

Comments

[latkje]

You haven't met my wife.

[crisisrain]

Any wife is better than being a 30-something bachelor.

[latkje]

Maybe I'll introduce you to mine, and you can take her off my hands.

[crisisrain]

Is she good lookin' at least?

[latkje]

The missus? I like to think so, and so does she. I've got a bit of a weakness for silver hair.

[crisisrain]

S...Silver Hair...

Reminds me of someone I'd rather not see.

[latkje]

Oh? Tormented by the ghosts of lovers past?

[crisisrain]

HELL NO! IT'S A GUY!

[latkje]

I'm not here to judge.

[crisisrain]

[Raven practically chokes.]

Just no, seriously. I'd rather die than ever be "lovers" with him.

[latkje]

That ugly?

[crisisrain]

No, he's kinda good looking. He's just a psychotic jerk with control issues.

[latkje]

Does this person have a name?

[crisisrain]

Alexei Denoia.

[latkje]

Having two names is a signifier of nobility, where I'm from.

[crisisrain]

Really? I know lots of people with fore and surnames, even I do but it doesn't make noble.

[latkje]

Really. Maybe not full-blooded aristocrats, but definitely upper-class.

Still, this Alexei guy must have done a number on you, to get you so worked up!

[crisisrain]

Wait what do ya mean by "done a number". What you implyin'?!

[latkje]

That you seem to resent implications, for one thing!

[crisisrain]

I just don't like the guy much any more, that's all. And I don't swing that way either.

[latkje]

[Nash shakes his head.] That wasn't what I meant. At least, about the swinging.

[crisisrain]

Then what did ya mean?

[latkje]

That you really must not like him.

[crisisrain]

I'm not if that's an understatement any more.

[latkje]

Was it once?