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[crisisrain]

[Raven has finally managed to get out of the forest only to find the town. The snow is lightly falling and he's shivering as he drudges along the path. He wraps his arms around him snuggling in his large purple coat. At least he managed to find his clothes, walking around topless in weather like this is asking for an illness. He has no idea where he's going, he's just making his way towards what he'd assume to be the town center.]

Ya know I'm really startin' to think that curse of Yuri's is contagious, first I'm dumped in some forest and then it starts ta snow. I've got rotten luck.

Comments

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

Never hurts to try, right?

[crisisrain]

Actually it does, especially when they kick.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

Then you're doing it wrong.

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Alright then, a gorgeous lady walks into the room, she's holding a sword. How would you go about flirtin' with her?

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

... First I figure out how to get rid of said sword.

[crisisrain]

See now if the lady's got a sword it's a good basis to start up a conversation. You shouldn't be tryin' to get rid of it, she might actually enjoy fightin'!

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

That only works if you actually know how to fight with a sword. Get beaten by a woman and she'll look down on you.

[crisisrain]

Depends if she's a sadist or not.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

I take it you don't get it easy with women.

[crisisrain]

Oh well... uhm... uh...

Nonono! The women adore me! I've got fans all over the world cheerin' for me! I'm quite the ladies man!

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

You don't sound very convincing.

[crisisrain]

Oh you'd be surprised~

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

Want to prove that?

[crisisrain]

[No lie!]

You suggestin' a flirting competition?

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm going to have a lot of disapproving looks if I do that.

[crisisrain]

Then admit defeat to Raven the Great!

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

In your dreams.

[crisisrain]

I don't need no dreams when it's my reality~

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you prove that.

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I already offered ta prove it but you turned the idea of a competition down.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

I'd get in trouble with my female friends if I do a competition. I'm sure you can just show me how you do it.

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Oh askin' this old man to show you how it's done? You sure ya can't flirt?

Though now that I think about it, you never told me yer name.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[Wonder how Raven would react if he knew Ted was waaaay older than him.] I want to see how others do it, that's all!

The name's Ted. And you?

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[He'd probably weep and cry because you look younger.]
Ha you liar, you're just lookin' for techniques to steal!

Ted? Well my name is Raven, nice to meet ya!

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[So sad, Raven.]

If they're worth stealing!

Nice to meet you too.