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♐ 004 // [Voice]

[Raven is sitting in a tree outside house 12, bow in hand. Around his neck is a very warm looking scarf, given to him by Miyabi. Despite the fact he's complaining, it doesn't seem as though he actually cares, he's just doing it because he can. OOC: Also all other threads would take place before Yuri and Vash.]

I'm startin' ta feel real sorry for all those new feathers, showin' up in weather like this. Ya must be absolutely insane if ya think this snow is fun, or even pretty! I hate snow, snowmen, snowballs, snowstorms, igloos, icicles, ice cubes, ice cream, all of it! Urgh...

Please tell me it's gonna start gettin' warmer soon. I don't know how much more of the cold this old man can take.

[Filtered to Vash | 50% unhackable]

Vash old pal? I take it all that noise over the journal would mean yer back to normal! How'd ya feel about meetin' me fer a drink at the bar tonight? I got the feelin' I'm gonna need a really hard drink later on.

[Filtered to Yuri | 99% unhackable]

Hey, Yuri! I've got an arrow with yer name on it! [He holds up an arrow to the camera, it has Yuri's name crudely written on it, followed by a little patronizing heart.] I'm gonna shoot it at your face! Hah!

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You should try it sometime. [You know, without him.] Stat me off with a whiskey.

[He fills two empty glasses with whiskey before sliding one over to Vash.]

Good choice! Just that sorta stuff ya need to warm up with in this weather!

Exactly what I was thinking. [He raises his glass.] Cheers.

Yay! [He raises his glass and clinks it off Vash's.] Cheers ta you to!

Let's hope we get some more drinkin' buddies this cycle!

You know... I don't think we really have to wait until the new cycles to find people who need to drink.

[He takes a sip from the glass.] Considerin' the business the bar gets, I don't think so either. But it's always nice to share a drink with someone new!

True, and the new people I'm sure could use a night out after waking up here.

I could use a night out after wakin' up here, every single day. Then again I won't have any braincells left if I keep that up.

We should try and find the ones who do enjoy a good drink! Social drinkin' can be fun!

Yeah, not the kind that like to break into things after a night of drinking. [Like the bakery.]

How can anyone have the energy after bein' drunk?! I just flop all over the place like a fish on land.

I don't know, but it always seems to lead to trouble.

Yer just worrying too much! Most people would crash much harder after a lot of drinks, ya know!

That true. [You must have never gone drinking with Jack Sparrow.] What are we trying next bartender?

[Fortunately not!]

Hmm how about this? [He picks up a large clear bottle, the writing is strange.] I think it might be some strong vodka.

I'll give it a shot!

[Into the glass it goes, the smell is really powerful, this stuff is definitely dry vodka.]

Hope yer ready for this kid, ladies first!

Well then, don't take too long to drink up. I want to try this stuff!

I was talkin' to you. Do ya think I look anythin' like a girl? Look at this facial hair! This is the facial hair of a manly man! Girls don't get sideburns like these!

Yeah well! [He stands up and strikes a rather goofy pose.] A girl would never have manly muscles like these! [He flexes his arms and changes the pose. Nope. He still looks like a dork.]

NO! Ya can't beat my manly musk! My fans around the world adore old Raven and his gorgeous physique! You've got nothin' on me! Flex all ya want!

So you get the girls who like things that stink. All the girls swoon for my manly golden locks and charming smile~

Edited 2011-01-10 15:50 (UTC)

Then yer just attractin' the hussies! The finer ladies prefer a man with a little stubble and an intelligent wit.

Oh no, the stubble is itchy, they like a smooth man that can make them laugh!

Ya know what women really love? [He takes another drink.]

Power. I swear if yer in a position of some kinda power, like a knight or a high ranking member of something, or if ya have yer own wanted poster up, women love that. They climb all over ya!

Wanted posters, huh?

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