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[crisisrain]

[All the fuss and noise over the journal today caught Raven's attention. People's clothes magically changing outside? He had to go and see this. What he didn't expect was for it to happen to him. So rather than complain, he did the logical thing and took the outfit off. But around 10 minutes later, without him even being aware, his clothes changed back into the costume. Every attempt he had made over the past hour had the outfit return again within a few minutes. Eventually, he gave up trying and decided to sit at the fountain in the village center, flicking open his journal.]

Someone wanna explain ta me what the heck is goin' on?

[He pauses.] This moustache tickles...

Comments

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I, um...

[NOT MOVING INTO VIEW OF THE JOURNAL.]

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Ya got put in an embarassin' outfit didn't ya?

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I'm not going outside until this experiment is over.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Yer fillin' my head with all these crazy ideas! I gotta know kid! What costume did ya get put in?!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

[There's a long silence before just Emil's head, clad in this, peeks into the journal window. The shade of red cannot be described.]

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[crisisrain]

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[crisisrain]

That...

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[crisisrain]

Oh god! I can't breathe!

Haha, hahahahahaha! [The laughter continues, loudly.]

Yer kiddin' right? Oh please tell me this is a joke!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

Raven, it's not funny! Every time I try to take it off, it just appears again! How am I supposed to leave the house looking like this?

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Nope, still laughing. Give him a minute or two to get it out of his system.]

Ya could stick to the trees!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

Raven!

I don't think I could even climb in this thing...

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Let me guess, this costume is drivin' you nuts?

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

... that was horrible even for you.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Couldn't help myself!

I'm sure that's not the worst costume, I saw a lovely lass stuck in a full body penguin suit earlier! She couldn't even see where she was goin'!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

A penguin suit? You mean there are other people with worse costumes than this?

[GIVE HIM HOPE, RAVEN.]

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

At least the penguin suit covered her face... givin' her some dignity.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I'm not sure anyone is going to have any dignity left when this experiment is over.

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[crisisrain]

Hey! Mine isn't that undignified. Just 'cause ya got the bad end of the stick doesn't mean I didn't! This thing has a robot eyepatch, it's awesome! Oh! And if I press up against a wall, the costume changes color to match it! It's the perfect camoflague!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

A... robot eyepatch? How does that even work?

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

No idea. Everything back home worked because of blastia. It does have this little light on the front, could be a really tiny blastia powerin' it I guess.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

So... what does it do? Does it let you see through walls, or see in the dark?

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Not see through walls, but I think it might work in the dark!

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

At least yours is actually useful.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Yours is useful too!

It's a great laugh.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

Thanks a lot.