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❖ 019 // [Voice | Written]

[~~/Flips table at her hiatus~~ This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

[Filtered to Buffy | 70% Unhackable]

Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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[Filtered to Emil | 90% Unhackable]

I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[Filtered to Alexei | 95% Unhackable]
[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

~~Evesdropping is rude~~
~~How's the jailbait?~~
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

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[He pauses for a moment... a time-traveller and a permanently drunk pirate. Buffy, your social groups are starting to worry him.]

Buffy darlin', how many Captains do ya know?!

[You probably don't want to know about the second ex-vampire lover who seems to be stuck in the '80s. Or the antagonistic Kadaj. Or the other vampire hunter who seems to be a demon himself.]

Jim was a captain, too. Is a captain, since he's gone back home. [She pauses, looking thoughtful.] I think Riley was a lieutenant, though. Not a captain.

[Two more ex-boyfriends for the list.]

[You are one hell of a socialite Buffy hun, you really are. He counts them on his fingers as she speaks.]

So that's five Captains and one Lieutenant then? Anythin' else?

Well--[she smiles, guiltily]--I live with Jim's crew. So I'd better include Bones. He's a doctor and a something in Starfleet. I don't know his rank. Uhura's definitely a lieutenant. And Spock's acting captain.

[Hmm. Oh, Peony!] And an emperor. I know one of those, too.

Hmm I've run into a doctor and two Commandants. Geez ya think they'd team up together ta make some kinda gover- Actually no, that's a bad idea.

Ya make me feel so insignificant hun.

Raven. [She continues to smile.] If the titles really mattered, I'd be going around introducing myself as right off the bat as slaymaster general.

But I'd much rather be Buffy.

[Yes, that's a made-up title.

That really doesn't have the same ring as Buffy... Ah well, I like my name! I've got no plans ta stick silly titles in front of it again!

[Hello, curiousity.]

Again? So you're an ex-something. And don't go feeding me the priest line again. I might have to get the finger-wagging out and that'll be no good for anyone.

I'm surprised ya didn't point that out earlier. Ya did only say four Captains when I counted five.

[Oh, what? Simple math? Sorry, she was too busy saving the world during that class.]

Another captain. [Somehow, she is not surprised.] Are we talking sea, space, or soldier?