❖ 017 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery he respawned there. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

Comments

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Nope, nothin' at all. Can't stand sweet things, long as it's more sour or bitter or somethin'.

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[herotypical]

Not even fruit? Apples?

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[crisisrain]

Oh! I like fruit yeah, apples are great!

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[herotypical]

Hate to break it to you, hun--but fruit? Generally in the sweet category.

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[crisisrain]

There are more bitter apples ya know!

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[herotypical]

You like'em bitter, huh? No wonder you like hanging out with me.

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[crisisrain]

Buffy hun, yer anythin' but bitter from what I've seen!

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[herotypical]

Clearly, you don't me well enough yet.

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[crisisrain]

Ya haven't punched me yet, that's a first!

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[herotypical]

Believe me, you really don't want to be punched by me.

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[crisisrain]

Considerin' our conversation about weapons. No I really don't.

Are ya gonna punch me if I don't like the sacred peanut butter?

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[herotypical]

I try not to get unnecessary with the violence. But I might give you a good old shove.

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[crisisrain]

I'm gonna be honest about it ya know. It seems ta mean an awful lot to you.

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[herotypical]

Your lack of taste experience is what means an awful lot to me. If you don't like it? Well, then I'll just have to go find a new friend.

[She throws a grin over her shoulder.]

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[crisisrain]

Haha, it's nice ta know the delicate balance of our friendship lies in the hands of a jar!

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[herotypical]

Hey--at least I tell you exactly where you sit, right?

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[crisisrain]

Ya do have a point.

[Well they're approaching the store now, time to lead towards the ~*amazing*~ wonder that is peanut butter!]

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[herotypical]

[She is well-acquainted with where to find the crunchy stuff. Buffy heads in and grabs a jar, unscrewing its cap with a smile.]

Go for it. [She holds it out to him.]

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[crisisrain]

[He takes the jar from her, well might as well just stick his finger in there and give it a taste.]

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[crisisrain]

OK, you win. This is pretty nice stuff! It's not too sweet either, more salty. [He eats some more, great, now he's going to get an addiction to it.] I can see why ya like it so much!

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[herotypical]

[Buffy nudges him, playfully.]

Imagine it in a sandwich.

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[crisisrain]

Why waste it on bread!

Wouldn't happen ta have a spoon would you? [MY JAR. MINE NOW.]

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[herotypical]

[She looks around, and then settles for leaning over the shelf and grabbing a package of plastic forks. Buffy tears them open, hanging Raven one.]

This is the best I can do.

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[crisisrain]

It'll have ta do. [He's practically hugging that jar as he eats it. Why couldn't he have nice jar related peanut products back home?] Think this stuff works on crepes?