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Ya really don't know me very well at all do ya kid?

[Go make some tea then. He'll be sitting on the couch.]

Well, you were looking at peoples' panties from the roof...

[But he'll be a good boy and go make that tea like he said.]

Priorities boy!

[Whilst Emil is in the kitchen, Raven will be flicking through the journal entries again. Looking for the one Flynn made.]

I didn't know underwear was a priority.

[He'll return a few minutes later with two cups of tea, one for Raven and one for himself.]

So, um... what exactly happened, anyway?

[Maybe it would be better for Raven to not explain why he was looking at panties. He takes the tea from Emil and encourages him to sit down next to him.]

Thanks!

I uh... I stuck a fork in the plug socket while I was wet. Li'l electrocution is terrible fer killin' ya you know! [He coughs and looks away.]

[Emil doesn't need a second invitation to sit down, a curious expression on his face.]

You stuck a fork in a socket? I almost stuck something in one myself until I found out what they were, but I guess you didn't hear that they were dangerous. I'm not sure if I like this electricity or hate it.

[Whoa, the kid bought the lie.]

Electricity is only dangerous if ya go messin' with it. I'd be lyin' if I said one of my spells doesn't involve lightning.

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I tried to microwave a potato once and I made it explode by accident because I didn't know what I was doing. That seems pretty dangerous to me...

I hate microwaves. I really hate microwaves.

You too, huh?

Yup. It really doesn't do this old man's heart much good.

Yeah, I know what you mean-- it scared the heck out of me when that potato exploded.

I'm sure it could make a few other things explode too. I think eggs explode, I haven't really used it yet.

Buffy said that a lot of things explode if you don't poke holes in them first, but I'm not really sure how you're supposed to poke holes in an egg.

Don't poke a hole in an egg kid.

And wait, you know Buffy?

You know her too?

Yeah she's a good friend of mine! Promised to swing by the bar later to try her new cocktail she made named after me!

She really likes naming cocktails after people... she named one after Doctor McCoy, too. I remember her mentioning it over the journals a while back.

Haha, so that's the full title of it. She just said she named one after a certain Doctor! Shame yer not old enough ta try the great Raven cocktail!

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Hey, whatever happened to that bottle of wine you said you were going to give me for my birthday?

That's a birthday present! That doesn't count.

But you never gave it to me.

Uh... when's yer birthday?

It's my fault for forgetting to tell you when it was. It was March 12th, but... a lot of things happened around that time, so I didn't really celebrate it at all.

[Namely, his last housemate being sent home.]

I wasn't even doin' anything on March 12th... aww Emil ya could've told me! I haven't got any wine here at the moment, so I'll have ta pick you up somethin' special.

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[Action] LOL best typo ever

[Action] That was awesome XD

[Action] How many hours did it take to notice?

[Action] Actually I didn't even notice it the first time I looked at the tag

[Action] like... 5 hours lmao.

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