❖ 017 // [Voice]

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[There's an old fart standing on the roof of house #12. How he got up there, or rather, when he got up there is a complete mystery he respawned there. In his hands he flips through the pages of the journal, looking for anything remotely interesting that he may have missed. After a while he speaks up.]

It's kinda windy today, don't ya think?

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to remember that the next time I go swimming.

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[crisisrain]

I think I might die from excitement seein' ya in a bikini~

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

Surely you've seen me in revealing clothes plenty of times before.

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[crisisrain]

Just thinkin' about that is gettin' me excited. Yer such a tease Judy.

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

Hmm... maybe next time I visit the lake I'll wear a full bodysuit. I'm sure it would be quite comfortable. [And unrevealing in case there are perverts lurking.]

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[crisisrain]

Even in a full body suit yer voluptuous figure would shine through.

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

What about a parka?

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[crisisrain]

I got a much better idea! Nothing at all!

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I couldn't possibly do that. There could be children around!

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[crisisrain]

It'd be a learnin' experience for 'em.

How about wearing a bunny outfit? With matchin' ears and fishnet stockings?

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

A bunny outfit? [Is this like Yuri's cat-ear obsession? Raven has strange tastes, too...]

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[crisisrain]

[Cat ears would be totally cool as well ;D]

Sure! Ya could pull any outfit off, but the more revealin' the better. You'd even look good in my clothes.

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

Oh my, do you think so? I wouldn't mind trying that. Yours look very comfortable.

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[crisisrain]

Maybe after it's been washed then. [He sniffs himself, god old man you reek.]

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

[She sniffs lightly, then backs away, waving a hand.] And give yourself a bath, as well.

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[crisisrain]

Not a bad idea at all. I'll make a note to run a bath before I go to the bar.

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the ladies at the bar will thank you for that. [And so will everyone in this house.]

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[crisisrain]

I'll thank myself for it. I haven't smelt this bad in a while, I stink like a corpse...

I think I'll go run that bath now.

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[sultrytempest.livejournal.com]

Go on, enjoy yourself.

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[crisisrain]

[He stops himself before saying "wanna join me", don't want to wind up dead again so quickly. So he heads off towards the bathroom, making sure not to trip up over little Jonah on the floor, hello little guy!]

Will do!