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[crisisrain]

[Raven's been at that wine in the fountain for a good hour or so now. When life gives you lemons take them, they're free lemons right? He's pretty out of it - hugging anyone who happens to pass by, even the guys. Yeah there's birds being lovey-dubey and some flowers he keeps treading on, not to mention the fountain itself. But he's occupied with getting wasted, because you know, he has priorities. Fortunately for you guys he was affected and taken about 3 days ago.]

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[herotypical]

Oh, I doubt that. Look--how about a trade? You tell me one non-boring thing and I'll concede to--[she has to take another drink of wine to even manage offering this but--]--one question, okay? Just one yes-or-no question.

1/2

[crisisrain]

Hmm let me think for a moment, ya drive a hard bargain.

2/2

[crisisrain]

Alright! I'll take that deal! [He thinks for a moment.]

Not borin' huh? Well... I fought in a war 10 years ago against these monsters with enough power to flatten a mountain and I'm still standin'. That good enough fer ya?

[herotypical]

Ten years ago? Wow. You are getting on, aren't you? Ten years ago I was just starting in the Slayer business.

[But..she nods and smiles.] That is definitely on the non-boring side.

[crisisrain]

Oh I was fightin' monsters when you were still learnin' how ta talk! [Excluding the fact he cut about a million details out.]

So does this mean I get a question now?

[herotypical]

[Hey! She resents that. She was a very fast learner when it came to talking.]

Learning that you've got war experience? Yep. Definitely probably worth one question.

[crisisrain]

That's a understatement. Maybe I'll tell ya more about it when yer older haha!

[He thinks quite hard. One question yes or no huh?] Hmm... would ya ever consider havin' dirty fun times with a lass?

[herotypical]

[Ask her again in an hour, after Aerith has kissed her. Better yet, ask her again in about half a year, canon-wise. She'll have slept with her favourite student-Slayer. Twice.]

What? Me? Nope. That'd be my best friend, Willow. She's the one that catches for the other team.

[crisisrain]

[Curse canon timelines!]

Oooh would she happen ta be here in Luceti too?

[herotypical]

[Go visit Bones, Raven. He now actively ships Buffy/Aerith and insists she's the only one who can visit Buffy under her new house arrest.]

Nope. No sign of her. Could kinda use her support right around now.

[crisisrain]

[Oh darn, I can't come visit then if he's not allowed D:!]

She might show up yet! Ya don't know, though would ya really wanna drag her here?

[herotypical]

[I dunno. Raven and Bones could start a fanclub.]

We work better together. And she'd be good with this kinda stuff. Really smart and super capable. She'd understand. I need her.

[crisisrain]

[This tempts me...]

[He puts and arm around her.] Then we better hope she shows up, not so I can see ya make out but so ya have someone from yer own world who understands and can support ya!

[herotypical]

[Quick, Raven. Go troll Bones' entry!]

Y'know, underneath that skeezy old man exterior...you're a caring kinda guy.

[crisisrain]

Maybe I am. I'm good a hidin' it I guess.

[herotypical]

Why hide it?

[crisisrain]

Do I really look like the most trust worthy guy?

[herotypical]

Well, do I really look like a supernatural warrior girl?

[crisisrain]

Ya pose a valid arguement there hun.

[herotypical]

I'm pretty much an excellent arguer.

[crisisrain]

Just as I'm an excellent liar.

[herotypical]

Well, you didn't lie about the war thing, did you?

[Leery suspicion eyes.]

[crisisrain]

Ya told me not to be borin', so I wasn't boring!

[herotypical]

So you were unboring but also untruthful?