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[crisisrain]

[Raven's been at that wine in the fountain for a good hour or so now. When life gives you lemons take them, they're free lemons right? He's pretty out of it - hugging anyone who happens to pass by, even the guys. Yeah there's birds being lovey-dubey and some flowers he keeps treading on, not to mention the fountain itself. But he's occupied with getting wasted, because you know, he has priorities. Fortunately for you guys he was affected and taken about 3 days ago.]

Comments

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[knightofratatosk]

That's better than Raine; she doesn't even like boats.

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[crisisrain]

How can she not like boats?! If I had my own boat I'd sail the seas, Capt'n Raven and his crew o' pirates!

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[knightofratatosk]

I don't know, something tells me Yuri wouldn't be very happy about being a pirate.

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[crisisrain]

Yuri's not invited.

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[knightofratatosk]

Oh... that makes it a lot easier. So who would be invited?

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[crisisrain]

Capt'n Ravens crew is abundant with women my boy!

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[knightofratatosk]

... which means I don't stand a chance of being on it.

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[crisisrain]

Ya can be cabin boy or somethin'.

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[knightofratatosk]

Wait, doesn't that mean I have to swab the deck or whatever?

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[crisisrain]

The women are all topless. Topless pirates kid, it's the future of pirates.

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[knightofratatosk]

T-topless...?

[MENTAL IMAGES. He is not complaining at all.]