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[Somewhere not too far from the lake south of the town, Raven is struggling to keep his balance. He collapses against the trunk of a tree gasping for air in the freezing weather. In front of him, just out of reach of his foot, is his journal.] Swear I left this thing on the table... [His voice is barely heard as he slides down the trunk a little further, eventually his foot is it's just in range for him to kick book over.]

Hey guys... anyone... This old man could do with a little help, it kinda hurts. I don't know where I am, it's got some trees... snow... I think... [He moves slightly to get a better look at where he is.] Yeah lots of trees. I think that might be a lake over there somewhere, I don't know it's really, really cold and I'm... gettin' awful sleepy.

[There's a long moment of silence as Raven just sits in the snow back against the tree trunk once again, flicking through the journals pages as he tries to stop himself drifting into unconsciousness. He eventually mutters something just barely audible before throwing the open journal down next to him.]

I thought people weren't supposed ta remember these things.

~~[OOC: Lol I totally didn't post this on the wrong account]~~

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[... Well, at least mentioning a lake narrows it down. And hey, this is a good excuse to get away from his 'job' for a bit, anyway.]

Try to stay awake, old man. There's no point in finding you if you end up dead.

~~[Save me from Lexy!]~~

Heh, easier said than done Yuri ol' pal.

[Oh geez, he wants to, but ffff. Do not want potential fight thread. Might have him go out there to look and get lost or something, though, it happens enough XD; Unless you'd rather he run into the two?]

Then keep talking. [Meanwhile, he's getting ready to head out the door.]

[Well I know Lexy!Mun wants Raven and Alexei to have a nice friendly chat about Raven's discovery in our thread. Might be an idea to pick up after that's over. NOT SPENDING NIGHT WITH LEXY THANKS.]

Talkin' about what? I don't make up half those stories ya know.

[Alrighty then, just let me know when he can show up /o]

Don't ask me. You've been around long enough, I'm sure you've got something you haven't said or whatever.

[Will do! I'm on for another 2 hours anyway haha.]

Well there was this one story about a magical cucumber.

... Do I want to know?

Well legend has it that the cucumber makes any food taste delicious. The head of gorment guild happened ta have a few of them back in Dahngrest, he used one durin' a cooking competition as a part of the main course which won him the trophy. So the theives guild, The Dark Wings, stole the magical cucumbers ta sell on the black market at a high price. But ya see, that was just a trick to make money and the folks who bought them entered the competition thinkin' they were sure set to win. 'Cept the whole ordeal backfired on The Dark Wings once Fortune's Market caught drift of the sales, claiming their cucumbers weren't sellin' properly anymore and they were losin' money. So good ol' Altosk was brought in to deal with The Dark Wings and stop them scammin' people. But by the time they finally managed to locate their hideout they'd already made off with all the money. Rumour's have it they burried all that gald somewhere in the Astefiellus mountains north of Aspio.

That's one hell of a story, old man. Is that part of the half you make up?

Told ya before, I don't make up nothin'. It's a true story!

Uh-huh. Then I'm sure someone from Aspio would know about it too, wouldn't they? Since it's so close by.

Rita probably stole the gald, how else is 15 year old girl gonna survive on her own and have her own house.

Though if ya don't believe that story I have got another one up my other sleeve.

Heh, probably.

And alright, let's hear it.

[And he's officially out the door. He's got Repede with him for tracking purposes, but with the weather, it'll take a while before he shows up.]

[He makes himself as comfy as he can get before begining again.]

Back in the capitol of Zaphias there was this kid who kept causin' trouble for the Imperial Knights. Not a bad kid he had the right ideas, he just went about the wrong way. Always puttin' the little people before the big picture. He even pushed one of my knights into the river. But anyway one day some jerk stole the Aque Blastia from the fountain in the lower quater so the kid went after the thief. Except the thief was an imposter and the kid ended up bein' arrest by some sexually confused Captain who threw him jail, there he met your's truely and...

Oh wait that was you.

... Going senile now?

I'm blamin' those Malnosso folks.

I guess it really could be their fault in this case.

I lack the brain power ta come up with anythin' else right now.

Not to say I was makin' up the other stories. No actually, that second one was a complete lie.

I can just leave you out there, you know.

Ya wouldn't really be so mean... right?

I don't know ... The weather's pretty crappy, after all. [But there's sounds in the background that indicate that he's still outside, and he hasn't changed direction either.]

But if ya left me out here ta die, you wouldn't have nobody to pick on anymore!

Nah, I've got some other people I can do that to. [... Well, more like a few. ... Or maybe just Usagi.]

Aww, now I don't feel so special no more.

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