❖ 004 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Raven has just walked out of the flower shop, looking a bit annoyed at the fact they didn't seem to have what he was looking for.]

MISTLETOE!

Why did nobody tell me 'bout that tradition before?! All these years I could've gotten a free kiss from a pretty lady for danglin' a flower over her head, gone to waste!

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Sometimes it's best to leave things in the hands of experts!

[crisisrain]

Hey you sayin' I ain't an expert?

[goldenglasses]

Not when it comes to flowers!

[crisisrain]

Speak for yerself kid.

[goldenglasses]

Kid! Who are you calling kid?!

[crisisrain]

Well I ain't talkin' to anyone else so it must be you.

[goldenglasses]

[At least he's not being called a momma's boy.] Well, I bet I know more than you grandpa.

[crisisrain]

Doubt that, I may act like a fool but I'm quite the informant.

[And the grandpa thing just bounced right off.]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah? Me too. My friend told me a lot about growing flowers.

[crisisrain]

That girly-girlfriend of yours right?

[goldenglasses]

N-no!!!

[crisisrain]

[Glaring smirk time.]

[goldenglasses]

I'm a happy single man thank-you very much!

[crisisrain]

Where's the fun in bein' single?!

[goldenglasses]

More choices?

[crisisrain]

Why would ya want more choices when ya get a nice hot woman already?

[goldenglasses]

[You make it hard to deny feelings! His tone is playful and anything but serious.] Why settle with one when you can have many!

[crisisrain]

Because that my dear friend can result in polygamy!

[goldenglasses]

And who says that's a BAD thing? [Can you hear him fishing for any kind of response?]

[crisisrain]

[Omnomnom lure bait.]

Of course it's a bad thing! Otherwise it wouldn't have such a dramatic word to summarise it!

[goldenglasses]

[Takes a moment to think about it.] It is kinda a dramatic word isn't it?

[crisisrain]

Just a bit, though it makes sense... [Thinking for a moment.]

Tragedy! That's another dramatic word!

[goldenglasses]

You can say that again. [Thinking... thinking...]

Hm... Explosion? That seems pretty dramatic especially when you say it like this!

EXPLOSION!

[crisisrain]

[I KNEW you would say that!]

Oh yeah that's a really dramatic word! What else is there... [Thought train running like mad.]

INFINITE!
That's dramatic and endless!

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[goldenglasses]

Only one thing to do when up against such a dramatic word.