❖ 004 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Raven has just walked out of the flower shop, looking a bit annoyed at the fact they didn't seem to have what he was looking for.]

MISTLETOE!

Why did nobody tell me 'bout that tradition before?! All these years I could've gotten a free kiss from a pretty lady for danglin' a flower over her head, gone to waste!

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[voice]

[latkje]

[He laughs, at that.]

It's not my fault if the ladies find my charms irresistible. To say nothing of my roguish good looks.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

[Glaring again.]

OK I give, I could do with some tips to win the women over.

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[latkje]

Hmmm. Well, I do hate to give away my secrets.

[voice]

[latkje]

But I suppose I could help, just this once! Do you have a specific lady in mind?

[voice]

[crisisrain]

There's this stunnin' beauty who's not interested in men! Any ideas on that?

[voice]

[latkje]

Find her a woman and watch.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

I don't think I'd be able ta contain myself watchin' something like that.

[voice]

[latkje]

You'll just have to learn some discipline.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

You tellin' me you'd be able to watch two women going at it without gettin' a little excited?

[voice]

[latkje]

I'd get very excited! Just not excited enough to charge in, stopping them from doing...well, whatever it is that they're doing.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

I didn't say I was gonna stop them, more like... Ya know... have a little fun myself?

[voice]

[latkje]

[What is this conversation.]

Oh! Well, I can't think of anything that would stop you.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

[It better not be what I'm starting to think it is reading it back.]

... Urgh... [Going quiet for a moment now, apparently he can think of something that would.]

If the pretty lady finds another pretty lady and they end up fallin' in love it's all good right? Though I think I'd start to feel like Cupid's dad or somethin'.

[voice]

[latkje]

Why wouldn't be alright? I can't think of anything better.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Just means there's less women for me haha!

[voice]

[latkje]

Don't tell my wife I said this, but you only really need one.

[voice]

[crisisrain]

Yeah but it'd limit the chances of findin' the right one if they started findin' partners.