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[It's such a lovely day in Luceti that Raven thought it would be quite nice to take the time to cook something new for his fellow housemates. Not out of generosity mind you, more out of sheer boredom since he had no intention of eating it himself. After flicking through the recipe books he had settled on making a refreshing coconut flavoured sorbet.

However, he wasn't expecting coconuts to be this difficult to work with and had no idea how to get it open. After struggling with a knife for twenty minutes he decided that it was going to take more extreme measures to get through it's deceptively furry shell. Using his bow he placed a magic spell into the ground, then jumped back and threw the coconut at it. As a result, the coconut exploded into little pieces and splattered across the front yard, not exactly what he was going for.]

That's it, I give up! [He sighed and scratched his head, he didn't want to waste the nice weather so he needed a new idea. So he decided to grab his journal and ask. Might as well clean up the mess he made too, thinking that maybe he should have just gone to the store to get a hammer instead of being so lazy about it.]

Alright, I'm tryin' ta make a nice summery dessert and I need some suggestions! I'm thinkin' something exotic? Ya know, the kind that screams a nice hot day at the beach? Sorbet, ice cream, parfait, all the stuff I hate eatin' myself and really I don't know all that much about.

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[Depends how much sugar or syrup you put in really.]

I wasn't makin' it for me! I was gonna make it for you guys ta eat.

[Coconut is begging to be mixed with chocolate. Or maple syrup.]

For us? Old man, that's too kind of you.

I know, it's tragic isn't it? I've been reduced ta such a state of boredom that I've become generous!

Such heartfelt charity must be causing you pain. Best not to overdo it, for your own safety, ya know.

My poor heart is just goin' ta explode from all the love. I'll be dead within the hour!

I'll be sure to give you a funeral worthy of your generosity. How do trumpets and a marching band sound?

Just a little too over dramatic fer me, I'll stick to a nice quiet one thanks.

How many of your old lovers are gonna be weeping over your lifeless body? Can you give me an estimate?

Why are ya even askin' me a question like that?

Because I'll need to stock up on tissues! [geez, Raven, geeeez. But, fine, the joke's gone on a bit too long.]

So do you need help cleaning up the lawn, or is your sudden kindness gonna do all the work?

Hey, if ya wanna go ahead and eat it all then that'd save me plenty of time cleanin' up the shards.

We broke the fifteen second rule a long time ago, old man. These chunks of coconut have nowhere to go but the trash!

[He sighs.]

I better start pickin' 'em up then. Kinda wish it didn't shatter this much, maybe I over did it...

[Patty has no intention of helping out at all. She just sits down on the grass, watching Raven.]

So what'd you do, old man? Stuff it with explosives?

Not at all! I used my serpent trap, quick shot with the bow is all it takes! Though sayin' that, [He pauses, thinking.] I guess I have a few artes that'd cause explosions from the inside. Didn't think rain would pierce the shell though, it needs an openin' first.

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