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[It's such a lovely day in Luceti that Raven thought it would be quite nice to take the time to cook something new for his fellow housemates. Not out of generosity mind you, more out of sheer boredom since he had no intention of eating it himself. After flicking through the recipe books he had settled on making a refreshing coconut flavoured sorbet.

However, he wasn't expecting coconuts to be this difficult to work with and had no idea how to get it open. After struggling with a knife for twenty minutes he decided that it was going to take more extreme measures to get through it's deceptively furry shell. Using his bow he placed a magic spell into the ground, then jumped back and threw the coconut at it. As a result, the coconut exploded into little pieces and splattered across the front yard, not exactly what he was going for.]

That's it, I give up! [He sighed and scratched his head, he didn't want to waste the nice weather so he needed a new idea. So he decided to grab his journal and ask. Might as well clean up the mess he made too, thinking that maybe he should have just gone to the store to get a hammer instead of being so lazy about it.]

Alright, I'm tryin' ta make a nice summery dessert and I need some suggestions! I'm thinkin' something exotic? Ya know, the kind that screams a nice hot day at the beach? Sorbet, ice cream, parfait, all the stuff I hate eatin' myself and really I don't know all that much about.

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I'm not makin' them fer me so it doesn't matter if I don't like them myself!

What, like a gift? [That's fair enough, really.]

I guess that's one way ta put it? People like desserts usually, don't they?

[Apparently not, Raven.] Yeah, I guess so. Explains why you're fishing for something to make, at least. Why don't you try ice cream?

I was considerin' ice cream actually. Any suggestions fer what kind? Preferably not coconut.

Anything but bacon. [He is dead serious.] Maybe chocolate. That's pretty normal.

Bacon ice cream? Ya gotta tell me how that came about.

It was a dark time. [He doesn't want to talk about it.]

Sounds uh... creative?

There was a package for it and everything. [Why is he talking about it.]

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Ya mean it was a present from someone?!

Like hell I'd accept something like that! [Yeah, he's a dick.] Someone I know found it in the shop and... well, ate the entire damn pint!

Ya mean ta say someone had the stomach ta eat somethin' that disgusting?!

Yeah, she's... something else. [...] Made me lose my appetite.

... It had bacon bits in it, goddammit.

Please don't describe it, I'm already tryin' ta get the image out of my head.

What kind of person would make a meal like that?!

[Terumi.]

A monster.

I didn't know monsters could cook...

And I didn't know someone was stupid enough to make a bacon-flavored ice cream. Same difference.

You're the one who made it, aren't ya?

[Could not resist.]

Why the hell would I do something like that!?

How should I know?!

Do I sound like someone who'd do that!?

Kind of... yeah ya do.

Edited 2012-08-21 21:03 (UTC)

[What has he done that's so wrong that he deserves this horrible accusation?]

How!?

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