crisisrain | ♐ 004 // [Voice]

[Raven is sitting in a tree outside house 12, bow in hand. Around his neck is a very warm looking scarf, given to him by Miyabi. Despite the fact he's complaining, it doesn't seem as though he actually cares, he's just doing it because he can. OOC: Also all other threads would take place before Yuri and Vash.]

I'm startin' ta feel real sorry for all those new feathers, showin' up in weather like this. Ya must be absolutely insane if ya think this snow is fun, or even pretty! I hate snow, snowmen, snowballs, snowstorms, igloos, icicles, ice cubes, ice cream, all of it! Urgh...

Please tell me it's gonna start gettin' warmer soon. I don't know how much more of the cold this old man can take.

[Filtered to Vash | 50% unhackable]

Vash old pal? I take it all that noise over the journal would mean yer back to normal! How'd ya feel about meetin' me fer a drink at the bar tonight? I got the feelin' I'm gonna need a really hard drink later on.

[Filtered to Yuri | 99% unhackable]

Hey, Yuri! I've got an arrow with yer name on it! [He holds up an arrow to the camera, it has Yuri's name crudely written on it, followed by a little patronizing heart.] I'm gonna shoot it at your face! Hah!

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My bluff!? [Of course, you could mean that he's a ladies man, but Vash is going to overreact instead and think you figured out he has a rather... large bounty on his head.]

[Oh this could be fun~]

Yup, called yer bluff. Ya seem to have a thing against wanted posters. Is it because of the whole love and peace thing?

Y-yeah... that's it. [He can roll with that.]

I'm onto you Vash. You're a hardened criminal, a mastermind of destruction!

Ah, who am I kiddin'. Yer a harmless puppy!

So what should we drink next?

Aw! Come on! I could totally be a harden criminal! [He raises his hands and hooks his fingers in mock claws.] Rawr! I could be a vicious humanoid typhoon! Labeled the first humanoid natural disaster! Oooh! So scary~~~~

We'd need to get you an eyepatch or somethin' ta even make you look remotely threatening.

And you could be my dastardly sidekick!

Oh wait... bad guys don't have sidekicks...

You could be my dastardly minion, then!

Why do I have ta be the minion? Look at me! I'm way shader than you could ever hope ta be! Maybe I should give you lessons...

Because I'm the one with the cool nickname. Only the baddest of the bad get the cool nicknames. You could be my ELITE henchman?

I thought Vash was yer actual name?

Well... it is, but my cool bad guy name is The Humanoid Typhoon!

That's a terrible name, it hardly rolls off the tongue.

Hm, then how about The Stampede! That would roll off the tongue! Like this:

My name is... Vash! The STAMPEEEEEEEDE! Slaughter of innocents! Do-er or evil deeds! Run in fear! And cower at my expert marksmanship!

Edited 2011-01-15 16:50 (UTC)

That just sounds like mindless destruction ta me.

Girls could like that! I'm the bad boy!

You're so bad, look at you! Oh, the girls will be crawlin' all over yer antagonistic traits. God forbid the poor people who refuse ta believe in yer love and peace!

EXACTLY! Men say my name in fear and the girls swoooon~

Yeah... I can kinda see why they'd say yer name in fear, ya scare me enough!

And that is why you're the minion!

I'll be the minion who betrays you and overthrows all yer hard work then! Does that sound like a good plan?

Well, that doesn't sound like much fun to me.

That's life for ya!

I think I just need a new and better minion.

Glad ta hear it! I don't wanna be bossed around by people anymore, there's no fun in that!

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