♐ 004 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[Raven is sitting in a tree outside house 12, bow in hand. Around his neck is a very warm looking scarf, given to him by Miyabi. Despite the fact he's complaining, it doesn't seem as though he actually cares, he's just doing it because he can. OOC: Also all other threads would take place before Yuri and Vash.]

I'm startin' ta feel real sorry for all those new feathers, showin' up in weather like this. Ya must be absolutely insane if ya think this snow is fun, or even pretty! I hate snow, snowmen, snowballs, snowstorms, igloos, icicles, ice cubes, ice cream, all of it! Urgh...

Please tell me it's gonna start gettin' warmer soon. I don't know how much more of the cold this old man can take.

[Filtered to Vash | 50% unhackable]

Vash old pal? I take it all that noise over the journal would mean yer back to normal! How'd ya feel about meetin' me fer a drink at the bar tonight? I got the feelin' I'm gonna need a really hard drink later on.

[Filtered to Yuri | 99% unhackable]

Hey, Yuri! I've got an arrow with yer name on it! [He holds up an arrow to the camera, it has Yuri's name crudely written on it, followed by a little patronizing heart.] I'm gonna shoot it at your face! Hah!

Comments

[analyzing]

But water's really boring...and being all sticky isn't fun either. How about popsicles?

[crisisrain]

Aren't popsicles just flavoured ice? They're still sweet and cold!

[analyzing]

But they won't give you that wishy-washy gloop when they melt!

[crisisrain]

The... wishy-washy what? Ya mean the stuff that ice cream becomes? Don't popsicles just make everythin' really sticky instead?

[analyzing]

Well, I guess they do- especially if you don't eat them fast enough. And sometimes they stain too...

[crisisrain]

See! Yer just provin' my point, ice cream, popsicles, they suck!

[analyzing]

[She laughs, conceding.] Okay, okay, so they aren't perfect. You're the first person I know who doesn't like that stuff, though. Usually everyone's just super gung-ho over them.

[crisisrain]

Really? I can't be the only person in the world who doesn't like ice cream, otherwise it'd be permanently sold out all the time. I'm sure there's other folks here who dislike it too!