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[Raven is sitting in a tree outside house 12, bow in hand. Around his neck is a very warm looking scarf, given to him by Miyabi. Despite the fact he's complaining, it doesn't seem as though he actually cares, he's just doing it because he can. OOC: Also all other threads would take place before Yuri and Vash.]

I'm startin' ta feel real sorry for all those new feathers, showin' up in weather like this. Ya must be absolutely insane if ya think this snow is fun, or even pretty! I hate snow, snowmen, snowballs, snowstorms, igloos, icicles, ice cubes, ice cream, all of it! Urgh...

Please tell me it's gonna start gettin' warmer soon. I don't know how much more of the cold this old man can take.

[Filtered to Vash | 50% unhackable]

Vash old pal? I take it all that noise over the journal would mean yer back to normal! How'd ya feel about meetin' me fer a drink at the bar tonight? I got the feelin' I'm gonna need a really hard drink later on.

[Filtered to Yuri | 99% unhackable]

Hey, Yuri! I've got an arrow with yer name on it! [He holds up an arrow to the camera, it has Yuri's name crudely written on it, followed by a little patronizing heart.] I'm gonna shoot it at your face! Hah!

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Maybe, but I'm not exactly one to point figures, either. Watching the Welcome Center makes me feel like a mother hen at times, too.

Oh, come on! I expect more of a challenge than this!

[For added insult, Raven sits on top of one of the targets, not attacking, just admiring his handy work in injuring Yuri. Or rather, that's the impression he's trying to give. That right shoulder is bleeding quite badly and firing an arrow put more of a strain on it than he wanted to admit. He just needed a little time to recover whilst Yuri is distracted.]

Ya know, I heard of somethin' like that where I'm from. Never been there, never want too either. How can it be so cold as to freeze the ocean?! Urgh, give me a desert anyday.

[Sadly, winding people up is a bad habit of Raven's.]

Ya really should! You'd be surprised at some of the things people talk about unfiltered! It just takes a whole day to plow through most of it.

Oh yeah! You've been gettin' a load of new arrivals lately! I guess it must be keepin' you on yer toes?

I'm onto you Vash. You're a hardened criminal, a mastermind of destruction!

Ah, who am I kiddin'. Yer a harmless puppy!

So what should we drink next?

Aw! Come on! I could totally be a harden criminal! [He raises his hands and hooks his fingers in mock claws.] Rawr! I could be a vicious humanoid typhoon! Labeled the first humanoid natural disaster! Oooh! So scary~~~~

We'd need to get you an eyepatch or somethin' ta even make you look remotely threatening.

And you could be my dastardly sidekick!

Oh wait... bad guys don't have sidekicks...

You could be my dastardly minion, then!

Why do I have ta be the minion? Look at me! I'm way shader than you could ever hope ta be! Maybe I should give you lessons...

Because I'm the one with the cool nickname. Only the baddest of the bad get the cool nicknames. You could be my ELITE henchman?

Oh, yes. Especially since those Malnosso are sadistic as ever and refuse to clothe new arrivals in something actually suited to winter. I've been busy just trying to make sure no one freezes.

Tch--

[Enjoy your few seconds of recovery, because as futile as it might be to stay in one spot and spam this arte, he's doing it anyway.

Have another Azure Storm coming your way as soon as he's balanced properly, old man.]

[And Raph's just troll bait, through and through.]

Too much like my father's soaps for my taste. Got enough drama in my life as is.

Well, there ain't much else to do here when it's too cold. A little drama never hurts though, it keeps things interestin' in times of sheer boredom!

[No, go away, that's very mean of you. Raven jumps and moves away from it. He can't fire his bow while his arm is hurting like this, and getting close to Yuri is suicide. There's no way his bow can hold up against a sword, it's not made for blocking.

So, time to try casting another spell instead.]

I thought Vash was yer actual name?

I forgot that not everyone wakes up with their clothes in a tidy pile next ta them.

No kiddin' on the Malnosso bein' brutal. If their past activity is anythin' ta go by, I'm kinda worried about what they're gonna be doing soon.

And even with those who wake up with their clothes beside them, that won't help them much if they weren't prepared for winter to begin with.

...hm. It will be experiment time soon enough.

I wouldn't mind so much if they were good lookin' ladies in that cute little sundress! Old Raven will keep 'em nice and warm!

And maybe they'll be nice fer one and skip a month?

[She huffs.]

I doubt it. We had it easy last month, but the holidays are over now. It's bound to be business as usual, with them.

Well... it is, but my cool bad guy name is The Humanoid Typhoon!

That's a terrible name, it hardly rolls off the tongue.

I dunno, I felt like something did happen last month but I can't remember it. Maybe they just decided to erase our memories this time?

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