♐ 001 // [Accidental Voice]

[crisisrain]

[There's an old man walking through the village. He doesn't seem lost, so to speak, but more as if he's just taking a leisurely look around as he attempts to familiarize himself with the new location. Eventually, he comes to a halt at the crossroads near house 27, opening the journal in the hope of finding a map.]

Right... where have I ended up now then?...

[He stands there, glancing around the area and then looking back towards the book. He kept telling himself over and over inside his head that he wasn't lost, how could he get lost? None of this was making any sense at all.]

[OOC: I should probably make this clear. Raven has been retconned, he has no memories of his previous time in Luceti as he's been taken from an earlier timepoint in the canon.]

Comments

[herotypical]

A taco date. I was going to cook for you, since you did such a good job cooking for me.

[crisisrain]

[Oh sweet, he gets out of having to do the former. Well, in his mind anyway.]

A lovely lady cookin' fer me? How could I possibly say no! But yer gonna have to give me a week or so ta get used ta this place first.

[herotypical]

Take your time. I--[a slight shrug. Here comes the awkwardness.] Sorry about the...y'know, word salad about the you and the me and...everything.

[crisisrain]

Ya've got nothin' to apologise for hun. It can't be easy speakin' ta someone ya remember but they don't remember you! Or, it's not easy fer me anyway haha.

[herotypical]

What? It's gotta be a blast for you. You get to learn the juicy secrets all over again.

[crisisrain]

Juicy secrets work both ways. My worry? People know about me and I don't know who.

[herotypical]

Oh, so--right. You don't even know about how much I know. [Teasingly devious.]

[crisisrain]

And I could be completely lyin' about the whole "not rememberin'" thing.

[herotypical]

Hey. That would just be cruel.

[crisisrain]

I know, I'm pretty disappointed that's not true actually. Least then I'd have some idea.

[herotypical]

That just means that I get to be the mysterious one this time around.

[crisisrain]

No ya don't! I'm still as mysterious and handsome as ever!

[herotypical]

Oh, please. I know more about you than you do. And I can prove it.

[crisisrain]

Okay then, be my guest! Surprise me.

[herotypical]

Okay. Don't move -- I'll be back faster than you can say peanut butter.

[And she's off.]

[crisisrain]

[She ran off... Alright! He'll be sitting over here underneath a tree. You've got 15 minutes before he starts wandering off again.]

[herotypical]

[She is back in fourteen and a half. Carrying a jar. And a spoon. And a grin of pure mischief.]

[crisisrain]

Cuttin' it close there hun! I was just about ta give up on ya...

...

What's that?

[herotypical]

Close your eyes.

[Oh God Raven sorry for this random assault by a strange woman who seems to think she knows you well enough to order you to close your eyes.]

[crisisrain]

Hey! Hey! Wait! No! What're ya doin'?!

[herotypical]

Proving it. Remember? Now, I promise you'll really like this stuff. Close your eyes and open your mouth.

[crisisrain]

It's poison.

[herotypical]

It's not a poison; it's a condiment.

[crisisrain]

So it's sweet then?

[herotypical]

Please. I know you better than that.