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♐ 001 // [Accidental Voice]

[There's an old man walking through the village. He doesn't seem lost, so to speak, but more as if he's just taking a leisurely look around as he attempts to familiarize himself with the new location. Eventually, he comes to a halt at the crossroads near house 27, opening the journal in the hope of finding a map.]

Right... where have I ended up now then?...

[He stands there, glancing around the area and then looking back towards the book. He kept telling himself over and over inside his head that he wasn't lost, how could he get lost? None of this was making any sense at all.]

[OOC: I should probably make this clear. Raven has been retconned, he has no memories of his previous time in Luceti as he's been taken from an earlier timepoint in the canon.]

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I know it sounds weird, but those things have really happened here, I swear.

Ya said somethin' about me being 'back' here, you sayin' that stuff happened to me?!

Um... yes? If not those things, then some other ones.

Great... If I haven't been through enough already now I'm stuck in a place where one day I could magically wake up with a nice rack!

[Wait... Give him a minute to figure out if that's a good thing or not.

No it's bad. It's not fun when they're your own.]

I thought that would be something you'd like. You were the one who kept telling me about looking at girls' panties...

My boy, a ladies breasts are only good to touch when they're not yer own.

Oh, um, I wouldn't really know much about that...

I guess it is a bit too soon ta be teachin' a stranger how to fondle a lady.

H-hey, who said anything about giving lessons?!

Ya just come across as the kind of guy who's never scored before, that's all.

N-no, that's... I have, but it... I mean, th-that's none of your business!

Sure isn't! Kinda funny watchin' ya get all flustered about it though. I could go on all day!

Raven!

Just tellin' it like it is, kid.

That's not funny.

Who said anythin' about me jokin'?

Whatever, just... never mind. Forget it.

Um, where are you going to stay here? Are you going to move back in with Yu-- with the others?

Why'd ya cut the name off like that? OH! Was I livin' with a pretty lady?

No, you were living with Yuri.

Oh god, me and Yuri weren't... please tell me we weren't.

N-no, it's not like that, you two are just friends. Yuri and Judith are... you know.

[Considering he's already had the whole conversation with Judith about the kid, whilst being totally unaware of it. It'd be a good idea for him to ignore that part, which is what he's doing right now.]

[So cue possibly the biggest sigh of relief you've ever heard kid.]

Geez, fer a moment there I thought ya said I went down the sausage path.

The...

[... wait. He remembers that discussion. HE IS NOT GETTING FOOLED AGAIN, RAVEN.]

I think you like girls a little too much for that.

I'm all about the women kid. Men just don't, and never will, do anythin' fer me. So don't scare me like that again!

... but all I said was that you were living with Yuri. You're the one who was making assumptions about it.

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[Voice] GET OUT

[Voice] NEVER

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[Voice] You laugh now!

[Voice] I blame the booze

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[Voice] I'M NOT DRUNK I SWEAR

[Voice] YOU SO ARE.

[Voice] AM NOT.

[Voice] ARE TOO

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[Voice] I had to.

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[Voice] ALAS I MUST SLEEP

[Voice] GOODNIGHT!