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❖ 019 // [Voice | Written]

[~~/Flips table at her hiatus~~ This entry takes place in the late morning. These will all have to take place at different times in the day because crossing over would get insanely awkward.]

[Filtered to Buffy | 70% Unhackable]

Buffy darlin'! I've got some free time today if ya wanna come over and try my amazingly delicious crêpes fer lunch, as promised! I also found a great recipe I know yer gonna love!

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[Filtered to Emil | 90% Unhackable]

I'm ready ta tell ya now if ya still wanna hear it.

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[Filtered to Alexei | 95% Unhackable]
[This bit is written, yeah the strikeouts are completely readable.]

~~Evesdropping is rude~~
~~How's the jailbait?~~
You heard what the little girl said, let's go and 'say sorry' by the south lake at 8pm. Bring your sword, or a picnic. I'd personally prefer a picnic but somehow I doubt that.

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[SUPA EFFECTIVE. It takes him by surprise as he falls back slightly, but gets back into step and with his fist clenched, he returns a punch towards Raven's face. This is the second time he's been punched by Raven, he's not going to let him get away with it.]

[That was a lot harder than the punch Raven delivered. He throws his bow to the ground and goes to punch Alexei again, this time with his left fist.]

[That scraps across his face when he tries to dodge it. Now he's gone and dropped his weapon as well and going in with his right.]

[That one makes contact, hard enough to knock Raven to the ground a resonable distance away. He looks up at Alexei rubbing his jaw, it really hurt. So how does he retaliate? He gets up onto his feet and charge tackles Alexei.]

RAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Holy crap, MANLY BATTLE CRY. Alexei braces for the incoming tackle. He goes skidding, starts to fall to the ground but as he does, he kicks Raven and sends him flying off behind him.]

[You do realise the lake is behind Alexei right ;_; In Raven goes, with a nice healthy sploosh. Stupid ideas lead to stupid consequences.]

[...well now he knows, after hearing a loud splash. He stands up, catching his breath and looks to where Raven was in the lake. He might have laughed a little.]

Thought you could use a swim.

That's not funny! I'm permanently cold ya know thanks to that death! Ah- ahh! It's so cold... brrrr... Achoo!

...[He didn't know that. Never did ask what his death penalty was. He wades into the water to help him out of the lake]

Uh... thank you. [Weird being helped by Alexei of all people. Maybe the water isn't ice cold for him.]

I'll get a towel. [Once Raven's out of the water, Alexei will go to a location near the forest area and brings out...a towel like he said. Even better, is that a picnic basket he had hidden over there?]

Unbelievable... Ya actually brought a picnic.

Edited 2010-06-03 19:55 (UTC)

[He honestly can't stop laughing. He was only joking you know but... wow. Aren't you just full of surprises Alexei?]

Edited 2010-06-03 19:55 (UTC)

[He tosses the towel at him] And while you're laughing, I'll be enjoying this without you.

[...So besides food, if Raven happens to look at the contents, there's a bottle of vodka in there too.]

[He peels out from underneath the towel and crawls over to where Alexei and the picnic is.]

Got a sandwich? I'm starvin'.

[He hands Raven a ham sandwich, without saying or looking at him. He's eating as well.]

[He takes it, but before he starts eating he dries himself off some more. Don't want to drip on a sandwich man.]

Did ya make this all by yourself?

Edited 2010-06-03 20:19 (UTC)

Of course. [They're not exactly difficult food to prepare.]

But why? [He puts the towel round his shoulders and picks the sandwich up once again.]

To get your guard down, so I can put an end to you. [He casually pulls out the bottle of vodka and then adds before Raven comes at him or flees.]

I just thought it was a good idea.

Did ya just...

Did you just tell a joke?

[...Says nothing. He looks for the glasses to pour out the vodka.]

[You have no idea how many times I re-wrote this comment so it wasn't a stupidly lame "2 men walked into a bar" joke.]

I don't understand, why are ya doin' this?

...We did decided to come out here, because a certain child asked of us to do something.

We're two grown men who had to be taught a lesson by a dead kid. What does that say about us seriously?

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