Well--[hmm]--Sparrow's a pirate. He also seems to be perma-drunk and had a really weird affection for any foodstuffs I throw together. Which is kinda really bad since, me? Not a good chef. No where near your level, that's for sure.

Harkness is more of a mystery. [She shrugs.] Very charming. Time-travelling, too. Plus he's got an associate who's also a Captain. [Her face darkens.] Captain John Hart. Avoid him--he's a big time jerk.