♐ 011 // [Voice]

[crisisrain]

[It was late in the afternoon and seeing as Flynn hadn't emerged from his room all day, Raven decided to invite himself inside. He wasn't expecting it to be completely bare. It took him by surprise for a moment. Flynn had been in Luceti for as long as he could recall, to suddenly disappear like this after all this time, it could be said that he felt genuinely sad by his absence.]

Hey, listen up for a minute would ya? [He really didn't want to do this, but someone had to and he knew once Yuri found out then he was likely to need some time to himself.]

Turns out Flynn Scifo's been sent home, all his stuff is gone. [Raven paused for a moment, so many from his world had been sent home these past few months, it was becoming hard not to feel discouraged by it all.] That's about it. Sorry ta anyone who knew him.

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[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Then I take it back, you do not look like Flynn.

You look stupid instead.

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF!?

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[crisisrain]

Yeah, I have. Unlike you however, I'm flesh and blood! Which significantly increases my attractiveness than having bolts sticking out of my face.

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

THAT SIGNIFICANTLY MAKES IT WORSE! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

[crisisrain]

How does that make it worse? Most of the people here are flesh and blood, clearly, it makes it more in my favour.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

IT MAKES ME STAND OUT MORE. IT WORKS IN MY FAVOR.

[crisisrain]

Do you even have a.... you know... down there?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

A WHAT?

[crisisrain]

...[Does he have to say it?] A penis.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[He is appalled by your tact, Raven.]

[crisisrain]

Well, do ya or don't ya? We're both guys here, no shame in a little manly talk.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE DISGUSTING. [His answer is amazing, isn't it?]

[crisisrain]

I'm not disgusting at all! I'm simply asking whether ya can actually sex with a woman or not. I think it's a legitimate question! So, are ya gonna keep dodgin' it, or do you have a robo-penis or not?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT DODGING ANYTHING! I'M JUST NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT BECAUSE WHAT I AM OUTFITTED WITH IS TOP SECRET INFORMATION!

AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

[crisisrain]

A real man would admit he has a penis. I guess you don't then, pity really.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

IF I TOLD YOU ANYTHING, YOU MIGHT USE THAT INFORMATION AGAINST ME! YOU MIGHT TRY CREATING A REPLICA OF ME! [His reasoning is sound!]

[crisisrain]

I can't even work the toaster, do ya really think I'd know how to make a fully functioning robot?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

SO YOU ARE STUPID.

[Why else would you be unable to use toasters.]

[crisisrain]

I know, I know, I get told that all the time enough already, thanks.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD AGAIN. YOU'RE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS.

[crisisrain]

I'm as stupid as your penis is large.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[... WHY YOU LITTLE.] STOP BEING DISGUSTING! I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY!

[crisisrain]

Ohhh, are you embarrassed by any chance?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT I DON'T WANT TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU!

[crisisrain]

No, no, no. You're just too ashamed to admit that you're simply a tin can with no heat packing.